It doesn't get much worse


...than this. I don't even know where to start! One of the "actors" has even gone on to write a review on here, hyping this as "fun". Well, that's just about as laughable as the movie. I think it's the guy that yells a lot... trust me, there was nothing "fun" going on. And is nowhere close to anything Star Trek. I'd be embarrassed to admit I had anything to do with it.

The uniforms look like pyjamas. I'm still trying to figure out where exactly the communicators are, it seemed like they were just talking into their forearms.

The acting, if you can call it that, is worse than a high school production, wooden and just terribly unbelievable. With nobody I recognise or ever want to see again. The background music was horrible.

The half human/cyborgs are even worse than the Cylons in Battlefield Earth, wearing hockey pads & I couldn't believe it when I saw the wire they plugged themselves in with I assume to recharge, it looked like a really big telephone cable with the ends cut off...with no actual plug on the end, just loose wires stuck in a pocket.

The technology, ships are supposed to have faster than light speed, is so low budget with cardboard looking sets and the cgi looks like a really old, really bad, video game. The little ship attacking the big one would be akin to a Fisher-Price remote control plane attacking one of the space shuttles. I've seen better effects in 50 year old movies.

My five and seven year niece and nephew have more realistic fight scenes.

I like cheese, I can watch almost anything but there was nothing redeeming here. It ends so abruptly, I thought I'd missed something ...but didn't want to go back to check. Rarely, when you see the same old "Worse Movie Ever" thread that appears on every movie board around here, does it turn out to be even close to the truth. The next time I see one of those, I'll make sure to enlighten whoever thinks so and direct them to this disaster. -5/10



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