Does anyone wish.....

....one of the contestants would say: "Why would I want to be the friend of some shallow airhead who makes me humiliate myself and jump through hoops to gain her friendship? You may think I'm good enough to be your friend but you're not good enough for me. Now, TTYN and FU, you A-Hole."

Otto: Apes don't read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes, they do; they just don't understand it