Easy solution for Chris Pratt

Buy yourself another apple pie and make yourself and everyone else happy.

and again and again and again, presumably with progressively older 'hotter chicks' ?
But turn the bartender off - no no no, who would mix the drinks? I think that's a risk he just has to take and after all, there are plenty more fish in the deep freeze.

I'm trying to think of the correct way to wake up a hot chick and make her fall in love with you, instead of her resenting being condemned to a life of wretched and pointless isolation.

My imagination is failing me.

LOL brutal.

but why turn off the bartender? just reset that jerk otherwise who's making your martinis

No, he shouldn't have woken her up at all, opened another pod for himself, and gotten back in and gone to sleep.

kinda of like that old comic "50 girls 50"

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That is brutal Killing Women is equivalent of mudering A Child Unless your cersei lannister or Morgana aka Morgan Le Fay