I Cried!!!
At about 20 minutes into this file, tears were running down my face. This movie is so horrible that I laughed so hard I cried!!!!
Also, someone involved in making this movie watched Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. That has to be the reason the space station was named "The Ellison".
And frankly, this movie had to have been made with it being a comedy in mind!! I mean after everything the resolution was to turn the on/off switch on the wall to off. Oh! Oh! That was a spoiler but does anyone care?