Mine is "I'm getting married in two days....HOLY *beep*
I had to pause it because I was laughing too hard. I just thought of the writers adding this trying to make people care about the character of "Guy on Airplane". Like when we hear that we're all gonna go "Gee I hope nothing happens to that guy, he's getting married in two days, it'd be a shame if he didn't make it to the wedding."
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"Here's to swimmin' with bow legged women!"- Quint
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skYRZ_-RXtk
shareThe paraphrased quote from MOBY DICK, starring Gregory Peck: "It rises!"
shareMy favorite line: "The End"... roll credits
shareSuper lol!
shareThe whole "target has increased speed to 500 knots" had us rolling the floor. A shark that swims at 500 knots! Oh, the humanity!
shareYeah - it could swim at 500 knots, but couldn't quite catch the sub it was chasing at the end...
shareNo it couldn't. That would mean it was swimming at 575 MPH. No living organism on Earth can run, swim or fly anywhere near that speed.
shareI thought it was pretty obvious that it could swim that fast. It was able to leap up and catch a plane moving that fast so....
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A
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shareThe "I'm getting married in two days... Holy ----!" line was awesomely bad. I got a kick out of that one.
I also find it kinda great that the guy is sitting in the middle seat in the middle row but was still able to see the shark fly out of the ocean through the plane's window... Or maybe the plane was making a really sharp turn. Yea... that's it.
When Airplane Guy sees the shark jumping up out of the ocean to bite a jet going 500+MPH, I couldn't take it anymore.. I absolutely couldn't go on...
share"Tell them we're heading for them with the devil on our tail!"
shareAlthough the "HOLY *beep* is the most classic, I do love the repeated sequences on the battleship bridge:
radar-guy: "Target's disappeared sir!"
Commander: "You mean destroyed, the target is destroyed!
RG: "No sir, we're just not getting anything..."
C: "Radio Washington! Target IS DESTROYED!"
RG: "But sir..."
Com-radio: "Target returned."
C: "It Rises!"
then later, new battleship, new crew, new battle with the megashark
RG: "Too much debris sir."
Some Guy: "Impossible to see, sir"
C: "Hit him again!"
SG: "Anything?"
RG: "Still no reading on the target, sir."
C: "Target destroyed!"
Agreed! Totally the best sequence outside of the laboratory love scenes. Because the commander would ALWAYS assume it's dead even though he's asking the radar guy for confirmation. Like why did he even ask if he makes his mind up based on nothing?
share"Five ships................ destroyed by octopus."
shareThe fighter pilot: "I'm going down!"
Why did he shout that? There was nothing wrong with his plane before the octopus hit it.