It's not just bad. It's vewy vewy bad.

How can someone sit down and read a script like this one and say "YES! This is the film I will max out my parent's credit card to make."? How is it possible for someone to sit through the first table read and walk away thinking "Damn I'm lucky. I got me a great bunch of actors to play in my movie."? Did the screenwriter (I use the term with reservations) proofread the first draft and say "This is perfect just as it is. I don't need no rewrite."? Ego? Rampaging stupidity? Both? Something more sinister? Damned if I know.

The point is there is NO good reason for a piece of crap like this to ever see the light of day. There are books that will tell you what, and what not, to do. There have been thousands of good movies, with good actors speaking good dialog that an aspiring screenwriter can look to for inspiration. Why in the name of all that is cinematic would someone choose a woman with a voice like a Munchkin with his d_ck caught in a blender to be his leading lady? Bad drugs? Lose a bet?

I hate laziness. If you can't do it right, don't fu_king do it. Take some classes. Read some books. Watch TCM and see how real Directors, writers and actors make a real movie but please don't EVER make another movie.