Why was it necessary for Leah to make up stories about her nightgown....
when she could simply claim 'Niday' or 'Family Purity'! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niddah#Ritual_purity_aspect
All Orthodox Couples sleep apart for approximately 12 days each month!
I will not equivocate; I will not excuse; I will not retreat a single inch; AND I WILL BE HEARD!