Best awkward exchange in almost ever...

between apartment house manager and female squatter:

mgr: So... how's your toilet working?
sq: Fine.......Been getting any pussy lately?
mgr: What?
sq: Pussy...you know what that is, don't you?
mgr: Uhhh...yeah. I have a faint recollection.,,,,,,Have you?
sq: Have I what?
mgr: Been getting any pussy lately?
sq: I...have my own.
mgr: Yeah, I guess some people have all the luck.


"In a time of universal deceit,
telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
George Orwell