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Favorite Quotes

posted 15 years ago by ryanlm51
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There are so many amazing quotes and lines in this movie, I thought I'd start a thread, what are yours?

"That was right on" and taps her on the shoulders after a bj.
"The Husky one" when telling the girl's dad which girl he wants to date.
"Strap-on's cost too much. I'm going to get one at a second hand store."
"This has been the coolest night of my life."
"I'll be the second" when the chubby kid finds out the girl isn't a virgin.
"it was an amazing footjob. Her foot is a jackrabbit, and it was her first time"

For some reason I love this movie. When a movie is shot and edited in a guy's own house, the movie either has to be cutting edge, amazing, or hollywood is thinks he's the next "It" filmmaker. I don't know which it is, but it's a cool movie.

[–] jeremybuchter 15 years ago

Anything that chubby kid says his great.

"I'll just play it cool"
"slumpbreaker" - just the way he smiles cracks me up

The footjob guy is great, as is the older brother.
"I want a girl who's impressed that I can buy her beer" Come on, that's what every 21 year old wants. That line is perfect.

These lines and conversations are perfect. Truly perfect. I have never seen a movie that captured hanging out exactly the way it happens. Sure, the story suffers because of it, but that's what makes it great - you don't have to pay attention to every detail. It's just really fun.

"I'll put his mom's crotchless panties back." We found all kinds of weird stuff at a buddie's house at a party back in high school - and that scene brings back so many memories. I was nervous as hell snooping thru their drawers, but my buddy was non-chalante like he did it all the time - and he did!

[–] mikegentry 15 years ago

When the guy is discussing a footjob and says "She can really get up in there" and the reply is "Get up in where?"

It's hilarious and what the hell does it mean?

"Does the footjob involve the anus?"
"Not Yet"

"That little goo-gobbler? She spit on her hands first, like she was getting ready to swing an axe." (awesome visual of a girl preparing to work over the wang)

"The husky one!" greatest reference to describe a girl.

[–] junkbfrail 15 years ago

I poked the hooter, now I'm gonna poke that cooter.

You're not a little fella after-all. (the midget n hot girls scene is amazing)

I don't know what my mom's crotchless panties look like. (listen to the kid)

There were 5 of us running that train!!

I suck around the nipple.

He is not getting roadhead.

Basically any time the chubby kid, footjob/porn guy and the older guy are on screen, it's cool.

[–] lisarulz-70-834049 8 years ago

Who is the older guy

[–] larrytini 15 years ago

"Just sit back and enjoy the best 5 inches this side of the Mississippi"

"we're gonna be legends"

"If you feel some wood pressing aganist your butt, that's just the morning wood - you're not turning me on - that's just my thing."

(By the way, that guy gets his pants off quick.)

"There is no substitute for size. I'll do all the work"

[–] williamsryan 12 years ago

You just jump right in their little fella. (when the midget jumps in with the lezbos)

I'll just play it cool. (about not knowing a chubby chix name)

"You're good, it's only going to take you a couple minutes." followed by pushing the girl away when she's finished, and then tapping her on the shoulders like an old chum.

I'm not licking wrong, I'm not even licking.

I love nipples and wieners.

Turn the condom inside out, this side didn't touch my weener.

There's so many great lines, it truly is amazing.