Favorite Line


When he's talking about Elvis Costello, he says something like, "He's like an older version of Avril Lavinge, except instead of songs about skateboarding, he sings songs about people dying in shipyards."

The delivery, cheerful Colbert as usual, killed me.

Youse guys?

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"I have no power over bears. They're godless killing machines!"

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"I'll keep Jesus, you keep your potato pancakes"

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John Legend referring to the fireplace: "Do you mind if I take this off mute?"

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Stewart "We have candles."
Colbert "What are they?"
Stewart "They're CANDLES!!"

Sung: "Are you high? You're so high!!"

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Stephen to Willie: "You're so high, I'm gonna tell your Savior" in the last chorus to "Little Dealer Boy"

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Every time Stephen said: Oh, look. We're under the mistletoe. Well, this is awkward.

*** Life sucks and then you die. *** And then it still sucks. *** Dead Like Me

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