1. Christmas trees make excellent cover for machine gun fire.
2. No matter how many times he is sprayed with machine gun fire, Josh Brolin can't be hit, not once.
3. If you wish to retire from the Los Angeles police force, there is no need to turn in your badge. Just chuck it in the Pacific Ocean.
I only count 3 things ... where is the rest of the promised 100???!!!
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Not one concerned face.
4. You don't have to reload your guns until the 90 minute mark
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6. Ryan Gosling sounds like a girl if you close your eyes.
7. Bring grenades next time you and your 4 partners wanna take out an army.
8. If an expert boxer is responsible for killing your shoeshine boy, then you'll defeat him in an informal boxing match if you hate him enough, despite your lack of training.
9. Sean Penn can't pronounce "Santa Clause," but he still sounds awesome when he says it.
10. I saw 10 girls today on my way to Starbucks who were prettier than Emma Stone.
11. If some *beep* starts spraying me with bullets while driving, and I'm on a dirt road, I can swerve around to kick up the dust, providing a smokescreen, then spin my car around 180 degrees, and now that I'm facing the machine gun guy, I can do something.
12. Always prepare for an ambush when you're listening to your bugged mobster say, "There's ears in this house!"
13. Tom Cruise's body is weirdly shaped, but so is Ryan Gosling's body...just not as much.
14. If you tie someone's wrists and ankles to two vehicles, then drive both vehicles apart at an equal velocity, the bound person will split in half
neatly at the waist.
"10. I saw 10 girls today on my way to Starbucks who were prettier than Emma Stone."
You did? Where do you live, I'm moving there!
Your wife is induced into labour and all the police force are in and out of the house and not one ambulance in sight to look after the mother and the newly born baby.
shareEvery given opportunity to kill Micky Cohen but each time you fancy yourself as Mohammed Ali and decide to spar with Micky.
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