What a waste of time
This empty excuse for a film (at least the first half, which is all I
could force myself to endure) might be of interest to those with no
discernment, but for anyone with a functioning brain, it's just another
worthless time-waster. The novel HAS to be better than this! Especially
offensive was the plug-ugly and deafeningly loud soundtrack.
The only reason I gave this even two stars is for the three leads, who
sometimes managed to transcend the simpleton-friendly adaptation,
especially Faye Dunaway, who was an absolute hoot.