Anal sex leaflet

From "Are you easily offended?" By David Kronke: One highlight came (so to speak) when Gervais read to the crowd from a safe-sex pamphlet he claimed to have found on his college campus, issued in the '80s, in the early days of the AIDS crisis. He flashed it to the crowd (though, from my seat in the mezzanine, I could not confirm its authenticity). Its title, Gervais said, was, "You Know, You Don't Always Have to Have Anal Sex." There were 10 tips to safer mischief; Gervais shared five of them (I shall not forget the phrase "e.g., watermelon" for the rest of my life). Which was merciful - had he read all 10, half the crowd might have keeled over from cardiac arrest.