Worst depiction of Bermuda ever

So my boyfriend and I decided to rent this one night because a friend had told us that they must have done no research at all on Bermuda except the name of the airport. we picked it up not expecting a good movie (and we were right) but the depiction of Bermuda was sooooo off.

Airport does not looke like that. If the airport parking lot was where he showed it, it'd be in the ocean. Lisence plates aren't yellow. No picturesque mountains at all (I laughed at that for a good 5 Minutes) No long expanse of straight road (there are no actual straight roads here, let alone running along side a cliff like that) and there is no way in hell anyone here would rent out a boat to a tourist like that, regardless of whom it was, lol, we like our tourists to survive.

The chicken thing was right though, there are some feral ones (haha). The Jamaican accent, no. We sound more British than that.

I'm just bringing this all up as a laugh, realizing how expensive it would have been to film here. There are far more indescretions done by the film (and again, i say this as a laugh, I enjoyed it for what it was) but as a Bermudian, it was a weird blend of offense and hilarity watching that brief part.