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I'm going to be so pissed if there aren't actually any dragons


False *beep* advertising

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Well, I got to tell you: donĀ“t go to watch it, there are no "dragons" in the movie. At least, no the kind you are looking for.

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I thought there be pirates...

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I envisioned pirates fighting dragons..

..which would be AWESOME.

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I think in the book it was gay pirates fighting imaginary dragons.

'What?! Am I holding a crock of sh*t? Is this hospital called Saint Crock of Sh*t?!'

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Sure... add a couple of ninja's into the plot and you got a masterpiece! :P

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Batweasel would watch it

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Zombie dragon pirates! Now that's the *bleep* we've been waiting for. Seriously, weakest title ever for a film that does not feature any actual dragons.

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It's hard to believe that there are people so moronic as to be pissed that there aren't actually large, fire-breathing, reptilian creatures in this film--or so moronic as not to understand that there are such creatures in the film but that they are in people's hearts and minds. When someone asked Edgar Allan Poe why he, like the German authors of the Grimm fairy tales and other gothic stories, wrote of horrible things, he replied: "The horror of which I write is not of Germany but of the soul."

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It's a horrible title if I understand that the plot involves a priest battling personal demons. Dragons are not demons, and vice versa.

It's a nonsensical title. And, yeah, false advertising. Don't tease people about dragons!

Now, I'm going to work on my WWII script "Twilight and the Unicorn."

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here here. it'a all over now... go write your script. Im sure is amazing.

Q: What happens if you get a gigabyte? A: It Megahertz!

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It's a misleading title, dragons are fantasy creatures, it's even a strange metaphor for the war and the various political parties, or even someone's ambitious idea of establishing the Opus Dei on a world-wide network. Now on second thoughts ... Opus Dei and dragons ... that's not maybe a strange or a far off comparison, after all.



Truth inexorably,inscrutably seeks and reveals Itself into the Light.

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yes use your brain. or use IMDB before watching idiots

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peopel will buy anything with word "Dragons" in it. thus, why not cash in.

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In this movie Jesus is shown drawing a picture of Muhammad- in a comic strip with: dragons and ninjas and pirates and fairies and a cable guy named Larry and caricatures of political leaders and flying cars and preachers and dinosaurs and puppies and women in bikinis and internet memes and torture porn and monkeys throwing feces and explosions and pizza and societal erosion.

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