Omg

I never thought I would ever say this, at least not at this stage of my life, but this is quite probably the worst movie I have ever seen. No, I'll go farther than that. This *IS* the worst I've ever seen. It's quite possibly the worst movie ever made! I never thought I'd say that. ALL movies have at least *something* to redeem them in some small way. Maybe unintentional humor or a veiled commentary on society or a ref to race relations? Maybe just babes with nice knockers? A well-placed knocker shot has saved many a sad case. Maybe *something*????? This one had nothing. I mean literally nothing. After exactly twelve minutes and fifteen seconds, I started to get physically sick, it was that bad. I had to stop it and get half polluted on bourbon before I could hit play again. I made it through twenty two minutes. After that, I fast forwarded it in two minute increments.

I've never said any movie was the worst. I mean what do you do if one comes along that's worser still? This one, there's no danger of that.

I broke the dvd. I couldn't pass this one on to some unsuspecting sucker.