Plot of Birdemic 3

I read that in the third installment, our heroes are making a movie about birds DNA being triggered by their involuntary GMO diets to go on a human-flesh eating rampage of hitherto unheard of proportions. So, totally unlike and beyond all previous human-flesh eating rampages conducted by large flocks of birds.

Anyhow, during the filming, this time all the birds in pet shops and bird sanctuaries and zoos are the ones who become interested in the extinction of all humanity. Originally this to be filmed in soundstages ripping off Detroit landscapes, but rumor has it, it is now to take place in Yonkers. the government officials come up with a plan to use so-ah panels mounted on the larger downtown buildings to cook the birds in the air as they fly.. the semi charred carcasses meant to fall down to the city streets to feed the city's homeless.. all part of Mayor Crackenstein's re-election campaign.

But, carnage-packed morbidly-tainted hilarity ensues when the so-ah panels are mis-aligned by lazy corrupt drunken union workers and the so-ah panels end up focusing the unforgiving sun's rays on the homeless people themselves,

Mayor Crackenstein's re-election campaign goes up in flames, literally, as flaming homeless people run back and forth behind them, being cooked alive by the ironically errant so-ah panels. This is the movie's misuse of the word irony, not mine.

As luck will have it local scene hipsters unite to broadcast the movie (that our heroes were making) about GMO onto the side of a large building which shows the birds that humans were making a movie about how humans were undermining birds, in an attempt to help birds. The birds halt their mission of colossal carnage, upon realizing that organizations like PETA exist and flourish, and instead fly out across the Detroit river towards Canada (this needs to be changed if the location has indeed changed), all except the bald eagle that had joined them, he heads towards Washington D.C. instead.

We follow the bald eagle's entire journey, slightly sped up, over a 34 minute ending credit sequence. He explodes dramatically and inexplicably upon landing on the Lincoln Memorial.

-TS