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So... worst movie ever?


Saw the trailer when I went to see Watchmen. Everyone in the theater thought it was a joke.

This could set a new gold standard for bad movies. By the looks of the trailer, it might be worse than such epics as Ice Spiders, Hobgoblins, and Alone in the Dark.

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I know! I though the trailer was a spoof when I first saw it. This could be the new Plan 9 From Outer Space.

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I completely agree. My mouth was hanging open after the trailer ended. I was left waiting for the punch line that never came. There have been MANY bad movies in the past several years....but THIS?......I can't believe someone could think up something this jaw-droppingly awful and actually bother to make it....

My Signature: None of us is as dumb as all of us.

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yes. it looks absolutely terrible and hilarious. i might get drunk and go see it. it really looks like a laugh riot. i keep showing the trailer to all my friends and everyone is in agreement that it pretty much looks like the worst movie ever made. the acting alone is so horrible not to mention the vampires from Buffy as servants from hell...or something.

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It is possible that this movie could be worse than the "Book of Mormon Movie"?? NAW. Nothing could beat the BoM movie for sheer awfulness...

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Yeah, from what I saw on the trailer, it could definitely be the worst movie ever.

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You shouldn't judge a movie by its trailer just as I shouldn't judge your character by your comments. The movie was amazing! And it has a great message! Everyone should see this movie!

~We have to be who God called us to be.~

~To watch me dance, is to hear my heart speak.~ <3

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You shouldn't judge a movie by its trailer


You are a crazy dingbat.

What do you think the purpose of a trailer is? It's to try to convince you that it's worth seeing. The trailer --- almost by definition --- is asking us to judge the content of the film.

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To draw in the audience is the purpose. And I think it did just that, it made you think didn't it? Just different opinion. But you can't judge the WHOLE FILM just on the content of the trailer. Please go see it before you judge the whole movie. It really was awesome!

~We have to be who God called us to be.~

~To watch me dance, is to hear my heart speak.~ <3

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It's easily one of the worst trailers I've ever seen. I may rent the movie on DVD, though -- for a laugh.

Seriously, could it seem WORSE? During the trailer, I was torn between LOL'ing and sitting there, stunned, jaw on the floor, at how terrible it was from top to bottom.

I don't always judge a movie just from its trailer, but it would be IMPOSSIBLE to cut a trailer this horrendous from a movie with any merit.

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The acting is so laughable I honestly thought I was watching a trailer for a soft core porn movie at first.

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Your religion preaches that those who disagree with you fundamentally will be tortured forever and you want me to withhold judgment? C'mon!

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The only type of person who will enjoy this film are religious crazy people. Not so much crazy in a delirious sort of way, crazy in an 'everything that promotes religion is the best thing ever' type of way.

From every other aspect, this film is terrible.

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As I read all these negative comments from people that have not seen the movie, I can't help but think, you might want to step away from your online girlfriends, put on your grown up pants and either see the movie and then make a comment, or go back to playing Warcraft. Some of you probably shouldn't go because it doesn't have sex or a disgusting and degrading content. You will be bored with a wonderfully intense story well told by talented people. Oh yeah, and the movie will reach the lost souls and encourage mankind to maybe stop destroying each other.

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So just because we think this looks terrible from the trailer (it is) and we're on the internet, suddenly we have fake online girlfriends and play World of Warcraft? How immature of you.

You know, for a man who is supposed to be leaving the judging to God, you're doing a lot of it.

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I don't have my Christian rulebook handy, but I'm pretty sure dancing is a sin. It serves no purpose other than to simulate sex and it certainly isn't something you'd want to do for a crowd and absolutely not with someone you're not married to. This movie is clearly a tool of the Devil and anybody who so much as buys a ticket is certain to burn bright in Hell. The fact that this comes under the guise of a Christian event makes me think the end times must be near. If the producers of this movie have their way, 50 years from now new brides will be booty-freaking with their fathers during the first dance after the ceremony. If you're looking for disgusting and degrading content, which is sure to lead to the downfall of the entire civilized world, look no further than C Me Dance ;)

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It combines three of my least favorite things; dance movies, Christian mythology, and chatspeak. Suffice it to say that I will not see this movie.

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If C ME DANCE combines three of your least favorite things; dance movies, Christianity, and chatspeak, then why in the world did you come to the message board (chatspeak) of C ME DANCE (a dance movie) that has a Christian message (Christianity) behind it?

You my friend speak one way and do another. In the Bible, these people are called hypocrites.

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Yeah, well in the Bible it also says you should marry your daughter off to her rapist, so it's not exactly the most nuanced guide to the human condition.

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So, you don't think its funny that someone who professes to hate dance movies, Christianity, and chatspeak goes to the message board of a Christian dance movies to participate in chatspeak of a Christian dance movies, which all he despises. Just saying the guy is not being honest with his intentions.

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No, I think that's precisely the reason why he decided to comment, to express his disdain for it. That's why I'm here. No hypocrisy, I'm afraid, just expressing how shallow and kitschy this movie looks.

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April Fools joke?

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Fireproof - Excellent Christian film
The Secrets of Jonathan Sperry - Excellent Christian Film (opens in spetember 2009)

You need to watch them both.

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i saw Fireproof. pretty good.

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I'd rather watch a regular film that deals with religion on a personal level than a sermon-made-movie marketed towards Christians confined to a certain paradigm of morality.

Some movies that deal with Christianity, that aren't "Christian" movies:

Nazarin
Veridiana
Simon of the Desert
The Milky Way
(all by Luis Bunuel)

Mean Streets
The Last Temptation of Christ
(Martin Scoresese)

Wild Strawberries
The Seventh Seal
The Virgin Spring
(Ingmar Bergman)

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Well, it's definitely one of the worst trailers ever. My friend thought it was a Saturday Night Live skit at first - she expected to see angel ballerinas and dancing devils appearing at any moment.

But I have to agree that it looks so astonishingly awful that it might be entertaining for (maybe) 10 minutes.

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C ME DANCE is classified as a Thriller/Drama. I just set out to tell a story that would hopefully make people think. Spiritual warfare is very real (1 Peter 5 vs 8 says Be self-controlled and alert, Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour.) Joshua 1:9 – Have not I commanded you? Be strong, vigorous, and very courageous. Be not afraid, neither be dismayed, for the Lord your God is with you wherever you go. BY FAR THE GREATEST GIFT EVER RECEIVED BY US IS THE HOLY SPIRIT HIMSELF. THOSE WHO DISCOVER THE VALUE OF HIS PRESENCE ENTER REALMS OF INTIMACY WITH GOD NEVER PREVIOUSLY CONSIDERED POSSIBLE. OUT OF THIS VITAL RELATIONSHIP ARISES STORIES OF POWER THAT FORMERLY WAS ONLY A DREAM IN MY HEAD. THE INCOMPREHENSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE BECAUSE HE IS WITH US. “I WILL BE WITH YOU” IS A PROMISE MADE BY GOD TO ALL HIS SERVANTS. IT COMES WHEN GOD HAS REQUIRED SOMETHING OF US THAT IS HUMANLY IMPOSSIBLE, LIKE MAKING A MOVIE, BUILDING A HOSPITAL, FEEDING CHILDREN ETC. GOD DOESN’T HAVE TO TRY TO DO SUPERNATURAL THINGS. HE IS SUPERNATURAL. IF HE IS INVITED TO A SITUATION, WE SHOULD EXPECT NOTHING BUT SUPERNATURAL INVASION.

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On the entertainment scale C Me Dance ranks somewhere between diarrhea and filing taxes. An abortion this terrible is 100% indisputable proof that there is no god.

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Oh, c'mon, TheMarwood! Diarrhea and taxes aren't nearly that bad!




You know what they say... no one with missing teeth wears an Armani suit.

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Oh thanks....IT MADE SO MUCH MORE SENSE SINCE YOU WROTE IT IN ALL CAPS.

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uhh did she just call her dance teacher turned devil turned mother turned nothing a loser? what about that guy who randomly chased her down and was like pulling her hair. oh, now she's improvising a speech from her heart. good for her. above all, i wish her voice would go down a few octaves.

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