Danny - The Sea Beast of Logic *SPOILERS*
Carly: Where's the boat? *Looks at Danny*
Danny: Ugh, I'm going to strangle her.
Carly: You think Erin took the board?
Danny: Who else, Carly? The boat's gone and Erin's gone. Do the math.
Carly: I can't find her anywhere
Danny: That's because she stole the boat and went back to town.
Carly: She wouldn't do that.
Danny: Do you have a better explanation?
Carly: Well, what if something bad happened?
Danny: Like what?
Carly: I don't know. Pirates?
Carly: I think it's safe to say that we just aren't going to get reception on this island.
Danny: *Looks at her* Who doesn't have a landline in their home?
Carly: It's not a home, it's a cabin. It's a peaceful retreat when my dad wants to get away from technology.
Danny: A phone isn't technology, it's a basic form of communication that one can use to call for help if their hands are about to fall off.
Danny: *Looking at numerous beasts* We're screwed.
Carly: Don't say that! Can't you figure out a way to kill those things?
Danny: Does your dad have a rifle here?
Carly: He fishes, he doesn't hunt.
Danny: Well, what do you expect me to do?
Carly: Well, you're the fisherman, figure it out!
Danny: These aren't fish, Carly!
And my person favorite:
Carly: We need to get out of here. I don't want to end up like Erin.
Danny: We're not going anywhere until those things leave.
Carly: But what if they don't leave? What if they eat all our food then they come up here and eat us?
Danny: Even if we could escape, where are we going to go? The boat's gone. There's nothing on this freaking island!
Carly: Well, what about the ferry?
Danny: What ferry?
Carly: That old ferry my dad used to work on as a kid.
Danny: What good is that? It's sunk. It's been sitting in the lagoon as long as I can remember.
Carly: Well, maybe they have a radio on it that we can use.
Danny: How are you going to use a radio if there's no power?
LMAO. Man, for a girl who can barely think two steps ahead, Carly kills more baddies than Rambo. Amazingly enough, Danny ends up being the one who dies. Looks like the girl with the bigger weapon wins, after all.
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