I married an upper class girl and brought her to live on Homestead. The first time I had sex with her, she gave me an STD!
BEE-ATCH!
She's now buried behind the windmill.
It takes a lot to make me actually "lol" but I did on that one.
Vice, Virtue. It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much *life*.
Midnight Skulker: you, sir, are hilarious.
"Many Bothans died to bring you this information."
LOL makes you wonder how she got the money to be upper class. Maybe by saving her 10 gold every time until she was rich?
Oh well, I suppose the secrets of her past are now buried behind the windmill with her. LOL good place to get rid of her, a Demon Door where no normal people go unless you get them to follow you in.
I married Alex (from the jilted ghost lover) and he gave me an STD too. Grr!
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