Someone out there needs to make a talking plush toy line of the Woodland Christmas Critters. Especially with the holiday season upon us. Imagine your very own Beavery the Beaver saying this classic line, "I have an idea, why don't we all pee in her empty eye socket?" Or Rabbity the Rabbit, "Yay! Sacrafice me to Satan!" They would be the hottest toys of the season!!!
shareHmm, overly-protective parent groups full of bored middle class women would boycott the company talking about how it is bad for their kids even if the toy has a "R" rating.
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Lol im sure Kurt russell would like them
Are you alright? I think so... Are you sure? 'Cause, you just went through a wall.
As a bored, middle class woman with school age kids, I would TOTALLY buy all of them. My own 4th grader would have thought up even more loathsome imaginary beings.
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Only if Beary Bear be equipped with bright red glowing eyes and action hip thurst to rape people.
share"We should hunt them down and kill them!"
"And eat their flesh!"
"We should rape hem before we kill them."
"No, we should kill them first so we can use their blood as lubricant while we rape them!"
"YAY!"
Sacred powers cast your purifying light upon these corrupt souls. RIP sinners.
Kratos Aurion
"Nobody here had AIDS."
"AWWW."
"but we gots to aids before we pee in her eye!"
"don't be down ya'll, I'm sure we can find some aids in the forest."
Sacred powers cast your purifying light upon these corrupt souls. RIP sinners.
Kratos Aurion
I would NOT want to be the hunter who shot Bambi's mother if I came across Deeree the deer!!LOL Bambi's mother's revenge!
Kyle: It's bigger than Cartman's @$$!
Eric: No it isn't you guys
i would totally buy every character!!!
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