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Don't believe the User Review from 'qisys'!

posted 13 years ago by TheBeardedWonder
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The reviewer who called my review into question is undoubtedly a friend of the director's. He calls my review disingenuous, yet has NO OTHER reviews, no message board posts, and joined just to post their fake review of this awful movie. Also, they gave it a 10, and my review was voted not helpful by 1 person, gee, I wonder who...

There's not many movies that deserve a 1/10, but this is one of them. It does NOTHING right at all, the entire movie. The acting, the directing, the gore, the characters, the pacing, the editing, all of it was garbage.

I can overlook almost everything as long as the gore is good or it's a funny movie or something, but this tried at both and failed at both.

So if you're wondering whether it's worth a $5 rental even on a rainy night...no, it's not. ALL the gore is off screen, what's the point?

"Did you mean for all those words to come out like that or did they just fall out randomly?"-H.H.

[–] Xcalat3 12 years ago

gotta love fake reviews praising garbage like this. you'd think the makers would at least try to make it less obvious.

When there's no more room in hell, The dead will walk the earth...

[–] TheBeardedWonder 12 years ago

Yeah they tried like hell to keep wraps on how terrible it is. They went so far as to have my review deleted! But now there's a half dozen reviews saying how AWFUL this garbage movie is, so there's no hiding this feces of celluloid. Nice try producers, but like your 'film', you failed...

"dude i dont care i just love this movie you guys have a realy taste in movies what wrong with you"