I would totally Patton Oswalt that whole muthaf@ckin' party, b!tch
First of all, Melanie Lynskey? F@ck yeah! And then Connie Britton? Double t!tty-f@ck yeah!
Try heroin? Why the f@ck not?
Get the kids drinking to see their reaction? Abso-f@ckin-lutely!
And then drive off to Friendly's, or Friendsy's, or whatever the f@ck they're called, and f@ck every single woman in the whole goddamned place.
Patton Oswalt is the man in this! Totally the right attitude on how to go out.
I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.