I never thought I'd be defending the Osbourne family.

There are a load of reasons why concerned parents and television cops would not want this on the air when the kids were up, and most of those reasons are a load of crap!! There was nothing offensive enough about this show to take it off network television or move it to midnight. Believe me, a show with the Osbournes is a lot healthier to everyone than crap like The 700 Club with Pat Robertson!

"There is no escape, John!"