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Maybe the worst movie ever made...


I mean seriously guys

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Worse than Motor Home Massacre? How is that possible?

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let me guess....you expected a porno? or a real horror movie? do u know who the actresses even are? why are people so hyped for this and getting let down?

I mean, i wanna see it but that's cuz i like The Girls Next Door and friends, not cuz I think it's going to blow me away and be scary. I just like their personalities and I'm curious about their work. I think the movie wouldn't be a waste of time if that's how you approached it. But if you don't know the girls then it might be surprisingly cheesy...but that's why you research movies before u see them, on imdb! ;)

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no, it is NOT the worst movie. i would recommend you see more movies before you make posts like that.


there are a lot of movies that are unwatchable: Mysterious Skin, Mr. and Ms. Smith, Mini's First Time etc.

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I just finished this flick last night courtesy of The Movie Channel's Splatterday and you can see my rating below...I won't be a FAN of the movie, but I've seen PLENTY worse, MUCH more boring (The Offseason) with pricier budgets & more boobage in fact (Death to the Supermodels).

This flick was poorly executed and badly acted, but it managed to hold my interest through its short runtime.

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The Telling: 3.5/10
Sukiyaki Western Django: 6.5/10
Spiral '07: 6.5/10
Machete: 7/10

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Yeah this was pretty bad, but not the worst. If you watch enough low budget horror films you'll find some which are way worse than this.

The best thing about this film was the woman who played Tonya. Not much screen time, but I thought she was the most attractive out of all the ladies shown.

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I would have liked it better if they were just themselves. It's up there with the bad ones but since there are so many it's not like this necessarily sticks out. No offense to American Pie lovers but if not for the acting that movie would suk.

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It is really bad, i kept thinking if i didnt like Holly i couldn't have even finished it but she was awful in this too

Do guys like "the thing"?
They like it better than no thing.

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