How the heck do you choose your favorite porn scenarios from all the genius ones that have graced our screens over the years?
Not easy, friends. But my vote is for the doctor's visit that turns into a sex fest! Of course, it would be even better in PG! Booya.
Plumber all the way!
Ma'am, you look like you need your pipes cleaned!
I remember way back in the 90's Ashlyn Gere did this weird shape-changer porn called Chameleons. There was acting in it and everything, but ridiculously hystrical.
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"It's dead, baby. Gimme a sec." - Frank Ackerman
Hell, everything (except the sex) in "The Ozporns" was absolutely hilarious, so much so that most of the sex scenes are actually the most boring part of the movie!
"Frustration is the handmaiden of creativity." -Chuck Jones
The coach and the quarterback. ;)
As the school motto goes: if you don't snort it, suck it.
Being a socially awkward Geek I've always enjoyed the Cheerleader "Thanking" the Nerd/Geek for helping her pass a class.
But my favorite is Gorgeous Space Babes or just aliens who need and abduct a human male specimen to study our mating customs or for a zoo. (Think Tralfamador in Slaughterhouse Five)
lesse:
gym trainer/student
school student/teacher
lap dancer/customer
pole dancer/customer
valley girl/jock
a OBGYN appointment
a colon test appointment
an artist drawing a naked model
and
a pool instructor/student (not a swimming pool, billards type of pool)
Has to be the cop stop for me.
"Oh I'm sorry officer I didn't know I was speeding, is there anything I can do to convnce you to let me off with a warning?"
Or better yet the gender reversal
"What can I do for you officer?"
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