I liked this better when it was called...

An old Saturday Night Live sketch, where a man is told he has 5 minutes to live and resolves to live a lifetime in that 5 minutes. Then he gets on the elevator to leave the doctor's office, and an inordinate number of people get on and off, as his time ticks away. A kid gets on an mashes all the buttons. We see the kid literally thrown off the elevator at the next stop. Finally the elevator get stuck before he can get off and it ends as the man's voice yelling "NOOO" echoes across the city.

Otterprods, to keep those aquatic Mustelidae in line.