Oh man...

Full Moon's newest franchise. I expect at least three more of these films, same goes for EVIL BONG.


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not sure why.

Gonna assume they are so cheap to make that they can make a profit
streaming em off Netflix and stuff.

I DVR'd three of em off some cable channel marathon and found myself
fastforwarding to the gore sequences once I had established it as a
poor mans Chucky ripoff. Once you've heard a demonized gingerbread man
say ' F0(K YOU!' to somebody, the next twenty times lack punch.

I also thought that if you sprayed acid on some bikini babe with a hose, they
would notice it instantly and not take twenty seconds to 'feel the burn'
especially when its potent enough to melt you like the wax head in RAIDERS
OF THE LOST ARK. Wait, worse than that, cus this stuff melted your skull as well, and left you a puddle of goo with a...dunno, was that a jawbone in it?

Yah, even a gingerbread monster movie needs to apply some proper chemistry
facts to keep me interested. ( SEE SIGNATURE BELOW)

My whole take on this series, TOTALLY BLOWS!

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Pffft, my suspension of disbelief has higher standards than that.