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How is this garbage getting a 6 rating????


This blasphemous pile of junk is just abysmal. Besides resembling the Turtles in neither narrative nor appearance, the rest of the movie is a plot hole inside a paradox, cooked up by a group of guys who's only real exposure to Ninja Turtles was a few fuzzy Saturday mornings after a drinking binge in college. Like every other Platinum Dunes production, every change makes no sense and takes away from what the source originally was. In a franchise that is ripe for the age of special effects and great story telling, as a fan I feel more than just let down and betrayed...enough of my fan-boy bitching. All said and done how the *beep* is this POS getting a 6 out of 10???

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I gave it an 8.

Robin Williams RIP. Most recent movie seen: Dumb and Dumber To: 9/10.

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I gave it a 7.

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10/10 best movie involving something from my childhood in a long time.

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None of the plot or character changes make any sense. They turned the Foot Clan into strait up terrorist group, and they destroyed the entire history of the characters by adding April to the mix. To top it off as good as she may look, Megan Fox CAN NOT ACT!!!
All her scenes are painful to watch, and she is in almost EVERY scene. (Should have called the movie April O'Neil instead) There is hardly any development of the Turtles, and even though I hate how they look, they were the ONLY good part. Shredder looked like a Transformer, and having a half ass plot to poison the city is so over used and stupid!!! There is hardly anything to do with anything NINJA, and the movie is far more violent than any other TMNT movie before, yet not gritty like the original comics at all. Just over the top violence like Transformers. And why are the turtles *beep* bullet proof???
Things happen just cuz "movie"...and so many things are too ridiculous to understand why they even happen. Splinter is just left laying on the floor half dying through half the movie for god's sake!
Splinter, he's okay, but again the history is destroyed and swapped out for the pure nonsense of having April be a part of everything possible. And you can tell it's Munk doing his voice. Sucks.

Color coating and naming the turtles in the lab, was utterly stupid and almost as cringe inducing as Fox's performance.

William Fitchner is WASTED in a pointless character, that should have been Baxter Stockman, and it would have made more sense plot wise to just make him Shredder after what they did do anyway. (like originally reported)
The turtles are still technically aliens even though they denied that (the ooze comes from space which isn't a stretch from the original comics and other incarnations) but there is no explanation on that either, or anything else really.
I am not against updating but Platinum Dunes has a history of changing the history of their remade projects and adding nothing but confusion and idiocy. There is so much wrong and doesn't make sense it would take too long and too many torturing viewings of the movie for research...I just can't believe anyone over 15 would like this version of the Turtles...
Even Eastman and Laird have basically condemned it's existence.
A sad day for true TMNT fans.

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Couldn't agree more...I'm sure they could of found someone better than Megan Fox to play the April O Neil role. It's like her face is made out of wax or something, no emotions.

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April roommate make a great O Neil role imo. Shes blond and very attractive. xD

As for the movie and a TMNT fan since teen, I give it a 8. Why? coz the action is very good, the voice acting was superb and remember its entertainment. Don't get stress over the movie expectation after you spend the money. Try think positive and get the most out of it instead folks.

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"The acting was superb"

Whelp. Now you know how it got it a 6. I'm sure than can only get better from here.

*cries*

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If you don't get what I was referring to, try this mate.

Put clay on your face to resemble a turtle (don't need to be perfect)
Carry an object on your back to resemble the shell (don't need to be perfect)
Put a suit on that resemble the turtle body from leg to the neck area (don't need to be perfect)
Choose your weapon of choice.

Now try act out a few line taken from the movie, record it and upload on youtube.

We'll be the judge :-)

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I gave it a 6. The film itself is not good but the segments with the turtles is entertaining. And, since is geared towards children, just as it was when I was a wee one, I understand the lack of charcter devloemt (aside from Raphael) or deep story telling.

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This movie falls under the same category of other failed abominations from better movies past. Garbage such as Star Trek Into Darkness, The Karate Kid, Red Dawn and Robocop are films that I will never see. Others will pay money to see them, support these horrible remakes with their dollars and complain on the Internet... so I don't have to.

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I gave it a 5. I was looking forward to this for months and was very disappointed. I guess the very first movie that came out in 1989 when i was 7 will always be the best Turtles movie. Just goes to show how little you need amazing CGI and how much you need storytelling and character development.



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Actually, came out in 1990. And Man! You only gave this a 7?? What the hell did you give the original turtles movie, that you seemingly hate?

Robin Williams RIP. Most recent movie seen: Dumb and Dumber To: 9/10.

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Did you read the post? The first sentence is "I gave it a 5." He says that the first film came out when he was 7, not that he gave this a 7.

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Did you read the post? The first sentence is "I gave it a 5." He says that the first film came out when he was 7, not that he gave this a 7.


Thanks, i was wondering what the Hell he was talking about. Obviously got his wires crossed.




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I gave it a 1 because I couldn't give it a 0.

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Yes the movie sucked, but you know what didnt ? The Teenage mutant hero turtles !

Everything about this movie sucked, except those 4 knuckleheads ! I finnaly ( i almost forgot how much i loved those 4 turtles back when i growed up ) got to see my childhood hero's agian in a live action movie !

Some people had Transformers when growing up ( I never really liked it ) or Power Rangers, or whatever..

I remember now agian that when i was 5/6 or so and KNEW when the TMNT came on TV ( The old cartoon ) i also remember that i got a 4 videobox with episode's from them ! And watched it over, and over agian.. I can still sing the song hahaha..

I had Leonardo as a toy and ALWAYS played with it when i was a child, one of the only action figures i probably ever had i my childhood..

My point is, even tough the movie sucked monkey balls, i still would give it a 6.5/7 Because if seen my childhood hero's agian in a live action movie, and made me remember how much i love them.. Ye the old movie was a lot better, even part 2/3 ..
But they look actually really good in this movie

But the OP is right, the movie was really bad and he does make a point.. On almost everything he say's. But row with the buckle's you have m8 ( Dont know the true saying in english pardon me ) We dont have anything better at this moment



P.s I really hope if they plan to make a part 2.. They will get what they desirve



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I liked the turtles. I enjoyed when they were on the screen so much it did make me forget the really rotten parts of the movie and even let me leave the theater with a good feeling. I did have to ignore some of the major changes they made to the turtles physically but their banter and the voice acting, some of the little fighting moves they did were great. I took my son to see it and he loved it so it obviously pleased the target audience of young boys. In my opinion the fact that it did so well at pleasing the target audience kind of does give it a right to a 6/10. Turtle fans should rate it lower though.

I'm not even sure why there is so much focus on Megan Fox's bad acting when people complain about the movie though. Casting her as April was about the least of their sins. Not saying she was great but I think you had to dislike her before you even thought about watching this movie in order to hate her that much. If anything she had a few scenes where she just looked stupid but, whatever, it is a Nickelodeon movie, kids don't care that much about bad acting look at the crap they watch every day on Disney.

The street gang foot was done before so that's hard to blame on this movie. It was still pretty bad though. They seemed more like the bad guys on Die Hard than a ninja clan. I think we have yet to see a good Foot on a Turtles movie in all honesty.

The origin story was kinda screwed up in the 1990 movie too so that's hard to blame on this movie. Not sure why Hollywood can't have Splinter go from human to rat while the turtles go from turtles to mutant turtle/men. Maybe it's tough for them to admit that humans are animals? The mutation was whatever animal they had the most recent contact with and for the turtles it was human and for the human it was a rat. Pretty simple but I suppose it could be blasphemous for the religious crowd, I guess.

It did feel like they mostly just jacked up the origin to shoehorn April in. I wonder sometimes in these CG heavy movies if they try to give their non-voice actors more screen time in fear of them being upstaged by their CG counterparts, look at Ironman 3. Newsflash Hollywood, we want a good story not more face time for the actors. If the CG characters deserve a bigger role give it to them. It's what the fans want.

The absolute worst part of the origin story was the ninjitsu book in the sewer that was an obvious afterthought of the origin plot. "OK now we have our mutants and they're in the sewers...Oh crap they're supposed to be ninjas...shoot...um um um, derp let's give em a book, tada! Ninjas!" I may not have been there when that was added to the plot but I'm pretty sure that was an exact quote from that day.

The hulking bulletproof turtles was probably the A number one sin though. I hated that, just hated hated hated that aspect. The turtles were never bulletproof, they were great ninjas. They weren't giants, in most cases they were shorter than their human counterparts. Their mutation didn't make them different in any way from humans other than green skin and shells. Their super powers came from their great ninja skills. Why on Earth did they have to get turned into the Incredible Hulk? No seriously, there were times when I wondered if they borrowed some of the CG from the Avengers movie.

The fact that the turtles were so bulked up was what forced them to turn Shredder into a Michael Bay Transformer (another movie I could've swore they stole CG from). You couldn't have a plain old human competing with those uber super turtles, that just wouldn't work. Regular Shredder wouldn't work so they had to create Mecha-Shredder. I mean that's something that should be in the sequal. Regular Shredder fails, okay bring in Mecha-Shredder but don't do it right off the bat. It was just such a transparent attempt at trying to make everything bigger and better than ever before. Just sad.

I honestly hope there isn't an actual sequel but a reboot instead. Fix some of the crap that the fans really hate and you could have a decent movie. No seriously, make it so the only thing the fans can complain about is Megan Fox, please. She really was a very very small part of what was wrong with the movie.


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I'm not even sure why there is so much focus on Megan Fox's bad acting when people complain about the movie though.
No seriously, make it so the only thing the fans can complain about is Megan Fox, please.


April O'neil's character is an integral part of the movie. The entire film is practically introduced and viewed through her eyes. Of course people are going to complain about wooden acting, if it takes them out of the experience. Especially when you factor in that Fox's performance was the most phoned-in out of the entire cast.

Fox may not have been the only problem with the movie, but she's most definitely on the top list of it's biggest gripes.

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I think the people who focus so hard on the acting forget that it is geared towards kids. Every time I read a review that's geared towards thirteen year olds somebody has to turn amateur acting critic. I can't think of a kids movie I've seen in...well, ever, that didn't have bad acting from one character or another in it. Either some one is over the top or is barely even trying. Complaining about wooden acting in a kids movie is pointless because bad acting is always there. Why waste so much hate on Megan Fox when there were worse problems with the movie.

There were complaints about her casting before the movie ever came out. She could have given an Oscar winning performance and the people who hate her would still be on here bitching about her playing April. There are actors and actresses I don't like but I usually focus on the writing and plot, if they're good I can easily look past a bad actor. Megan Fox was in no way the main problem with this movie. Lazy-ass writing and plot-tweaking that didn't fit the Ninja Turtles was the real problem, her bad acting was so minor in comparison.

Yeah, she was in a lot of the scenes but the reviews bitching about her major role actually made me afraid to take my son to the movie because I was worried the movie wouldn't keep his attention. She's not on screen as much as so many people are saying. Sure she's got a major role and I thought it was stupid that they had to weave her into the origin story but the turtles were still the stars. We just saw the discovery through her eyes. Once they were in the light she became an ancillary character.

I'm not trying to defend her acting, I'm only trying to figure out why there are more posts whining about her than the awful script. Seriously, bulletproof turtles and books that turn you into ninjas should trump Megan Fox.

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i was going to say it is rubbish but you beat me to it.

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5/10

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