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I honestly thought I accidentally rented a porno

posted 15 years ago by TheAtomicPunk
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I rented this DVD out of the redbox machine at my grocery store thinking that it was the big budget version since I didn't know it's not out of theaters yet.

The music was so bad during the opening credits, and the video quality seemed so TV like, it really confused me. Then a hot naked woman walks out of a "ship" and sexily saunters through the forest. For a moment it all made sense, I accidentally rented a porno! A porno with robots... Cool!

I was totally ready for her to walk over to the army guy and say "you must show us what value the human race adds to earth", and the army dude would reply, "first let us show you what we can add to uranus".. <unzipping noise>... Bwownow chickawakka chickawakka

But it didn't happen, and now I am sad...

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[–] DirectorLeighHater 15 years ago

*Bursts out laughing*
I would pay slightly more than zero dollars for THAT movie to get made.

If you were offended in any way by the preceding post, go make one yourself.

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[–] haugtmale 15 years ago

*laughs*

What a great review. I saw the movie at the REDBOX machine too and thought that I'd check out the reviews first. Thanks for helping me to save my time!!

BTW: great comment on this OP!!

"...and the army dude would reply, "first let us show you what we can add to uranus".. <unzipping noise>... Bwownow chickawakka chickawakka"

ROTFL - LMFAO

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[–] beelaker 15 years ago

I just wasted time watching this movie and the first trailer (The Eighteen Year Old Virgin) was adults only material. I could just picture some well intentioned mom letting Junior rent this movie with giant robots and stuff and he just keeps rerunning the first trailer..And the opening scene with the hot alien.
If I had a stronger stomach I would get it again at redbox just for the director's commentary. Must be a real laugh.

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[–] godwalking 15 years ago

When I saw this movie I called the Fire Department...so that they could put out the fire...in my pants.

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[–] DirectorLeighHater 15 years ago

The dierctor's commentary for every Assylum film is just 90 minutes of crying followed by a gunshot.

Incidentally, this movie could have made much more money if they'd just eliminated everything except the nude scene, added that freaky stuff you guys talked about, and retitled it:

'STAR TREK: THE NEXT PENETRATION'
Cuming all over a Redbox near you.

If you were offended in any way by the preceding post, go make one yourself.

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[–] trigun_78 14 years ago

"The dierctor's commentary for every Assylum film is just 90 minutes of crying followed by a gunshot."

hahahaha. this is the most win-filled thing i have ever read in my life. will you marry me?

Im the boss.

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[–] ritecros 14 years ago

@DirectorLeighHater--Still wiping the tears out of my eyes!! you're one funny *beep*

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[–] memysabu 12 years ago

ROFL OMFG YOU GUYS GOT ME ROLLIN

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[–] groundlessnfree 14 years ago

Every time she said something about showing her the value of his humanity, I kept expecting the reveal to be that she just wanted to see his unit and the crisis could be averted.

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[–] Broly06 14 years ago

The title of this post alone made be literally laugh out loud! You have made my day my friend!

Fight Club was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Mayhem.

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[–] Rad_Robot_V 13 years ago

At least we got to see C. Thomas Howell.

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[–] Phroggy 10 years ago

There could be more of it !

"I have penetrated the alien's defense !"
"Woman, since you are from Venus, I'll show you my Mars !"
"Engage… Full Power… inseminate !"
"I never came this way before ! " "Me neither, this Earth guy is pretty amazing !"
"I'm gonna send my spacecraft in your exoplanet !"
"Warp speed ! All pressure on !"
"Sarah Connor ?" (unzipping noise)
"Whaddayamean, it's "I'm gonna blow your planet UP", not "I'm gonna blow your planet" ?????

*ducks and runs like hell*

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