This movie is greater than three wolf moon shirt.

I never before thought I would say this.

http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Mens-Three-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A

I bought the above shirt to improve my chances with the ladies, and it worked splendidly. All was fine until wear and tear finally got to it, and I could no longer pick up the fly honies at Walmart. I thought it had to be indestructible due to the magical powers the shirt possesses.

Anyways, the shirt was done for, and I needed to experiment with various magical garments to discover which worked best. That was until the day I saw this particular slice of heaven in the $1 bin at Walmart. I thought, "$1? Are you kidding? This is freaking Guile here he is worth $10 at least." Needless to say I purchased the movie. I invited one of the fly hunnies home from Walmart(there isn't much to do here in rural Alabama except go to Walmart). She was the usual Dollie Parton mixed with Roseanna Barr. You know, completely irresistible.

I told her, "You wanna take a ride back to my place and watch the greatest movie in the universe." She seemed skeptical so I told her she could have some beer and mayonnaise sandwiches. When we got there I put the tape in my VCR on my 32" Sanyo and immediately, I mean immediately, her panties shot right off of her and stuck to the bunny ears atop my television. I had never seen such. She was embarrassed, but needless to say, we made some earthquakes that evening, hehehehehehehe.

I don't remember much about the plot except that Jean Claude AKA Guile is like Chuck Norris with a battle axe crossed with a ninja with an AK-47, there's just no stopping him. Even if the movie isn't your cup of tea you should get it for the magical panty dropping capabilities alone.