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100 thing I learned from watching Dead Set

posted 14 years ago by badr_shaweesh
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Let's get down to business:

#1 All realty shows participants must be sarcastic a**holes and dumb b*tches.
#2 When a pandemic hits, the first thing to go offline is phone signal.
#3 You can't buy a rifle through ebay.
#4 When you turn into a zombie your head becomes very easy to mash up, you just need a few strokes with a fire extinguisher.
#5 Zombies have a problem with door knobs.
#6 Zombies like to stare at tv screens and mirrors.
#7 We men not only refuse to ask for directions; we also pretend to know how to fix a car even when we really don't have a clue..
#8 You can tell Zombies are after you when they run at you growling loudly miles away.
#9 Not all the dead turn into zombies.. Hmmm!!
#10 You can't always surpass zombies by running, they are great runners..!

[–] badr_shaweesh 14 years ago

#11 In every room at the tv station there is a metal bucket for you to piss and *beep* in specially when there is a zombie outside the door, the bucket is just by the water cooler..
#12 Throwing an empty can across the floor is the best way to flush out lurking zombies in a supermarket.
#13 Apparently no#12 doesn't work.
#14 In zombie movies "zombies" have a problem when they're in water, they can'y get out!! (e.g. Dawn of the Dead)
#15 Perverts are wimps.
#16 Reality shows producers have intestines problems.
#17 Even when you're cut in half you still can scream and curse at zombies munching your intestines.

[–] jtalh2003 14 years ago

#18 Zombies like to watch bigbrother
#19 People in wheelchairs are good to dive behind when your been chased by zombies
#20 If you break from the group expect to get your ankles broken
#21 Looting is only a cautionable offence in the event of a zombie outbreak
#22 Never send a bigbrother contestant out for supply's unless you dont mind eating cold mushy oven chips
#23 Girls will give you a quick flash if its the end of the world you just have to ask
#24 You can feed 100 zombies with 1 bowl of bait

[–] agent2009 14 years ago

#17 That's the best part of the show LOL.

#25 Knowing how to fix a car doesn't mean you can tie a boat.
#26 Never spook the talent.
#27 When you are being called a Gullum, that means they hate you.
#28 Don't eat the last of the eggs or you'd be blasted for the rest of the day.
#29 A lamp is also called a light machine.
#30 To make your partner feel better, tell him you got one bullet left when there is none.

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I'm rich and divorced

[–] flcnesbitt 14 years ago

31. makin out in an office causes a jealous ex to smell "fingering" upon entering.

32. Don't offer to go get Nicotine Gum for the Boss to impress a chick.

33. Space looks really cute as a zombie.

[–] 000000000000000000000000 14 years ago

#34 Operating Canal locks makes you temporarily blind and deaf.
#35 Big brother contestants, and most of the staff, have no forethought
#36 Shower Curtains, or any similar objects, render zombies inert
#37 Zombies are always instinctually drawn to you unless you are going up a canal in a boat
#38 Big Brother contestants have above average marksmanship.
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[–] jeffoc 14 years ago

39) Most people don't know this, opening a gate which holds back hundreds of ferocious zombies aint such a good idea.
40) Never call the unattractive, weird guy mean names behind his back. It'll come back on you.

You can't go on blaming yourself forever. Just blame yourself once, then move on.

[–] Can_a_bitch_get_a_donut 14 years ago

41: Reality show set-builders install two-way mirrors in the shower.
42: Reality show stars love being watched, even in the shower.

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\o/ STEVE HOLT!

[–] systemen 14 years ago

43: Zombie heads are magnets. Just shoot and you hit.
44: If you hit it, then you know it was a zombie.
45: If you miss it, stop shooting, it must be a living person!
46: If all TV signals are gone, life feed is still working, on every TV!
47: It is a VERY, VERY bad idea to call someone Gullum after there back.

Marius

The top 10 zombiemovies!
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[–] prawno23 14 years ago

48: If 'the mum' pulls a gun, that's one great anecdote you've got there.

[–] chivers677 14 years ago

#49 Never buy a direct to dvd film at full price, you could end up doing some serious facepalm!

[–] jimmy_dean_war_machine 14 years ago

#50 Van < Fort

[–] nutty_pistachio 14 years ago

#51 Recently zombified TV presenters will struggle to get into a room of two people for hours instead of going off and finding someone else to eat.
#52 Sometimes, people are more like monsters than the monsters, yeah?
#53 Many people would consider a zombie apocalypse worth the hassle if it got rid of Big Brother permanently.
#54 Some people's voices need a mute and subtitle button.

[–] pimmen_utd 13 years ago

#55 In the case that zombies take over the world humans will from then on be referred to as "normalites"
#56 If you see someone who talks, he must be a zombie, so shoot at him repeatedly
#57 solar panels are enough to keep the Big Brother house running

[–] flcnesbitt 13 years ago

58. Marky is a Northern Twat

59. Cutting up Grayson for grade A Chum isn't Gentile parlor game.

60. If you find refuge from zombies at a Petrol station, sit down, relax, read the paper and enjoy some Pringles potato chips.

61. A zombified Claire could be a Running Back for any NFL team.

[–] koolstilez 13 years ago

62) Being unliked by the main group gives you a reason to untie the crazy person who you know will get you all killed.
63) It's easy to bypass hundreds of zombies to get into the 'Fort'
64) One zombie can charge through a small, thick, window but dozens cannot break down a much larger one.
65) Leaving the Van door shut is easier than leaving it open when opening the gate and running back to get into it to escape. (However he never made it into the Van anyways)
66) Throwing body parts to zombies while being bitten will stop them from biting you.
67) Zombies never eat each other even though they eat flesh.
68) Zombies are always hungry.
69) When one becomes a zombie your eyes automatically glaze over, but still have remarkable eyesight.
70) The series was way too short.

[–] flcnesbitt 13 years ago

71. A zombie outbreak will make you decide not to dump a BF.

72. Pippa is a F-E-T-U-S!

73. Alcohol causes Veronica to gallop like a one legged horse, while dancing.

74. Big Brother winner Brian Belo was quite a stealthy zombie, hiding behind a life sized cardboard likeness of himself. Ready to pounce on any poor human that walked by.

75. Channel 4 doesn't like for anyone to swear.

76. There are undead NY Yankee fans in the UK.

77. If you eat the last of the eggs, Joplin will snitch on you.

78. Kelly has seen the film Irreversible.

[–] redon04-316-923084 12 years ago

79. Zombies love watching TV
80. Infected policeman should be shot right after they're infected.
81.If you're a cop it's your duty to blow up the brains of everyone who's bleeding before this can explain. (girls watchout your period)
82. Television broadcasters distinguish a normal riot from a zombie apocaplypse only a few hours after it has begun.
83. You call yourself a "normal" eaven though you've seen only one zombie
84. If you have a shower during a zombie apocalypse you gain superpowers.
85. If you leave in a boat you check you've got everything,exept for fuel.
86. Zombies do not react when you throw a can, it works only when you let a crowbar fall.
87. When you are on guard in a van it's far more important to listen to the radio than listen to upcoming zombies.
88. When you turn into a zombie you run faster than you did when you were normal.
(sorry for the bed english)

[–] djsosonut 12 years ago

89. During a zombie apocalypse you don't want to be stuck in a room with a rejected Big Brother contestant.
90. If someone is hesitant to tie up the wounded or hesitant to kill them before they turn, don't make them the only guard.
91. Hogtie your hostage so you can take your piss in peace.
92. Nothing good comes from running off to help someone.
93. Have a good head count when your voting to kill someone.
94. Keep your weapons close.
95. Though you yelled to get away from the horde of zombies eating everyone, after some quiet time in the confessional, maybe it wasn't as bad as you thought it was.

[–] waspfan33 12 years ago

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK...

stop doing 100 things i learned from whatever random movie lists please.none of you are funny at all.

spectre can

suck it.

[–] flcnesbitt 12 years ago

Ummmmm nobody cares what YOU think Waspfan, so STFU.

[–] K_A 11 years ago

96. I learned a great insult: "Do you even understand what is going on here, or is the whole world just colours and shapes and the occasional noise in your head?"

[–] dreltart 8 years ago

97. Never mess with the man who has control of your house.
98. Since smoking is a dirty habit, make sure to do it outside with the zombies.
99. Anyone can walk up to a canal lock and make it work.
100. While the ambitious will do stuff that needs to be done, they don't do it by listening to others.

[–] stevewilliams-80679 7 years ago

70) The series was way too short.

^This.

[–] TheCentralScrutinizer 8 years ago

#101 No matter how safe your location, whether it be a supplied and secured studio or a gated and walled country manor with accessible food and water, you should always leave anyway, for no rational reason whatsoever.

I've never been more happy to see people die horribly. That was five episodes of stupid, stupid, unlikable people doing stupid, stupid things.

Peace.

That had not occurred to us, Dude.