What the Hell is Roma's Major Malfunction?? (Spoilers)
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with this chick?
So here's the scenario:
"Roma, you either shoot Don or we shoot you". Now any normal person who knows what happened in the previous film would probably expect Roma to reply along the lines of:
"You want me to shoot Don? This guy right here who killed my only Brother and also my Sister-in-Law, the only family I had left, in COLD BLOOD? This guy who manipulated me by posing as a chap called Vijay and who pretended to love me before making me look like an idiot and running off with his bit on the side after I had professed my love for him? This sicko who actually made me fall in love with my family's killer and who messed me up so bad in the head that I pursued a career with the Police just so I could catch him? So just to recap, I either shoot this a-hole or you kill me? That's the choice I have? NO PROBLEM!!"
BOOM!!! BOOOM!!! Don is dead and Roma stands over his corpse, smoking gun in hand and and says "That's for my brother, you bastard".
That sounds plausible enough, right? But what happens instead? The stupid bitch that is Roma can't bring herself to shoot poor ol' Don even though her own life is at stake. How sweeeeeeeeeet!
Seriously, I don't know what Farhan Akhtar was thinking when he was fleshing out Roma's character for the sequel. The scenes between Roma and Don towards the end of the film are easily the creepiest of scenes that make you feel like you are watching incest in action. Here's the destroyer of her family teasing her over and over again with lines like "You still luuuuurve me baby". That too in playground bully type tones and evil grins. You'd think that would be more than enough for Roma to take the butt of her gun and pistol-whip the mofo right in the mouth followed by a brisk "Talk again, and I shoot you". But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Instead this warped chick replies, in the most sensual and flirty tone imaginable, "Tumhari baaton ka mujhpe koi asar nahin hota". Clearly there's plenty of asar there sweetheart because you are like putty in his hands. And what happens when poor ol' Don gets scratched by a bullet on the arm? "Don baby!! Tumhe goli lagi hai! Let me kiss it better for you meri jaan".
You gotta hand it to Don ladies. Even if he murders your family, looks like he can still make you love him. James Bond's charms are nothing compared to Don.
But again, seriously speaking, this is stupid, moronic and unrealistic writing from Akhtar. Way to make your characters believable, Farhan!