When Parker and Sharon visit Zuckerberg, after the zipline in the pool scene. Sharon is in the kitchen, and after Zuckerberg throws Parker a beer, he throws one to Sharon. But Sharon doesn't know, and the beer hits the wall. Zuckerberg throws another beer and still hits the wall. I couldn't contain my laughter.
sharemine was when the WInklevoss twins visited the president of harvard and he's like
"Ann, punch me in the face....go on"
HHAHA I don't know why that is so funny to me
I'm too cool for a signature bitches!
Really OP, that was the scene that made you laugh out from this movie, imo that scene was pretty stupid and unrealistic
share"Unrealistic"? If we were to conduct a thorough evaluation of all time funniest comedy, I bet we`d find that most is quite outrageously "unrealistic"...
"facts are stupid things" - Ronald Reagan
I wouldn't say it was a laugh out loud moment but I cheered big time at this...
Gage: Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention?
Mark Zuckerberg: [stares out the window] No.
Gage: Do you think I deserve it?
Mark Zuckerberg: [looks at Gage] What?
Gage: Do you think I deserve your full attention?
Mark Zuckerberg: I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no.
Gage: Okay - no. You don't think I deserve your attention.
Mark Zuckerberg: I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing.
[pauses]
Mark Zuckerberg: Did I adequately answer your condescending question?
~Krys~
My mother has me tested. I AM Kraz!:D
Gage: Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention?
Mark Zuckerberg: [stares out the window] No.
Gage: Do you think I deserve it?
Mark Zuckerberg: [looks at Gage] What?
Gage: Do you think I deserve your full attention?
Mark Zuckerberg: I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no.
Gage: Okay - no. You don't think I deserve your attention.
Mark Zuckerberg: I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing.
[pauses]
Mark Zuckerberg: Did I adequately answer your condescending question?
^ This.
shareIn the middle of the scene when Eduardo confronts Mark: "Seriously, what the hell's the chicken?"
More of a moment, but still hilarious when those words come out of Justin Timberlake's mouth.
I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic.
"From the looks of it, they want to sell me a Brooks Brothers franchise"...kills me every time.
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It's just another flawless depiction of Zuckerberg's personality, always assuming that people will get what he is talking about or doing at that point and time.
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Darkness? I was born in darkness!
Well, my favorite lol moment was(I'm surprised to see that nobody even remotely mentioned it):-
Mark Zuckerberg:- As for any charges stemming from the breach of security, I believe I deserve some recognition from this board.
Ad Board Chairwoman:- I'm sorry?
Mark Zuckerberg:- Yes?
Ad Board Chairwoman:- I don't understand.
Mark Zuckerberg:- Which part?
Ad Board Chairwoman:- You deserve recognition?
Mark Zuckerberg:- I believe I've pointed out some pretty gaping holes in your system.
Harvard Security In-charge:- Excuse me, may I?
Ad Board Chairwoman:- Yes.
Harvard Security In-charge:- Mr. Zuckerberg, I'm in charge of security for all computers on the Harvard network, and I can assure you of it's sophistication. In fact, it was that level of sophistication that led us to you in less than four hours.
Mark Zuckerberg:- Four hours?
Harvard Security In-charge:- Yes, sir.
Mark Zuckerberg:- That would be impressive, except if you had known what you were looking for, you would have seen it written on my dorm room window.
That was big *beep* YOU"[/b] sign by mark to the Harvard's proud & so called "sophisticated" network security system right there & I just couldn't control my laughter. The look on that guy's face was priceless, he was still clueless & probably scratching his head on the inside while trying to fathom what he(mark) just said to him on his face in front of the entire board & at the same time looking for a counter reply to counter which unfortunately didn't or should i say couldn't possible struck him cuz he(mark) was right. In short, mark owned him in 1 sentence.
Now that's BAD-ASS.
When she says "I'm sorry."
He says "Yes".
he doesn't ask it, which makes it even funnier!
My favorite was when the twins visited the president of Harvard and one of them pulls the doorknob off and just casually throws it on the receptionist's desk with a, "Oops. I just broke his 335 year old doorknob..." I lol-ed.
"Jerk!"
"Republican!"
"PIE!!"
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