Things I learned from watching this movie.

1) If the bad guy hands you a knife to check how sharp it is you shouldn't stab him with it. Instead wait for him to kill the victim and then his whole family. Then stab him.

2) Lack of daylight makes you high.

3) Before your daughter sets out to find her long lost father, make sure to include that he is an incestuous serial killing pimp.

4) If you are in a convenience store and you see the sheriff, he would probably be the right person to show a picture of your long lost father to.

5) If you are dazzed by lack of sunlight, it would be wise to move 2 inches to your right so the sun lamps over the plants can shine on you.

6) If you get tired of your old family, you can always start a new one with your daughter. Or not.....

7) If you run out of fertilizer for your garden, chain a young girl over it so she can *beep* on it.

8) Tom suffered from Joe Dirt erectile dysfunction. (Refer to the movie Joe Dirt where he finds his possible sister.)

9) If a girl is asking if she is easy, make sure to say "I have never worked so hard". Works like a charm.