Wow....

First off, I would like to say that this movie made me feel better about myself as an aspiring filmmaker / actor. For any production company to sign on with a film this bad is insane. I am thinking it shouldn't be too hard to get my first film released based upon this film.

First I see the digital birds which ruined the entire movie from the beginning. The original King Kong looked more believeable. Saying the acting is awful is an understatement. The dialogue didn't even make sense half the time. You got this stupid wigger sayin "yo yo i gotta represent with what I represent yo yo!" The long hair dude that has nothing better to do than to point a gun at a different person every 5 minutes. "*points gun* "walk over to that tree. "I SAID WALK OVER TO THAT TREE NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!"

The black dude which sounded more dramatic than a Lifetime woman. Oh yea that other guy just randomly gets blown up then the fire somehow goes out instantly. The dialogue throughout the entire movie was just so fake.
ex:
(at the end of the movie) "is it over?????" "its over."

cripe sake they might as well had just put white text over the screen saying "THE BIRDS ARE DEAD. THE MOVIE IS OVER" (thank god. I was actually thrilled the long hair dude died, he was annoying and very unlikeable as was everyone except Eva.

The only reason I gave this movie a 2 is because the girl who played Eva is HOT. I was hoping they showed alot more of her + her ass or at least 1 sex scene but unfortunately that didnt happen. She was the only reason I kept watching.


This was a typical 90 minute movie with bad acting, weak plot, weak score. Thank god this was only $1 from the red box. I can't believe the law even permits movies this bad to be released. O well. Now I learned how NOT to film a movie.