My favourite ones were:
"I don't want the kids to live with your mother! SHE'S AWFUL!"
"He turned it sideways, thats a KILLSHOT! KILLSHOTTT!"
"Oh my god this phone smells like urine."
The taxi driver dude "OKAY WHITE PEOPLE, 1.. 2... 3!!!"
"Even though your pecs make me wanna kill myself..."
"They stabbed a chicken nugget with a Sharpie! These are bad people."
From the outtakes...
"Now you get up there and work that pole like a Russian immigrant."
"That's amazing Jeremy but I'm gonna go home now and look at my vagina with a hand mirror."
Time for some thrilling heroics...
"Killshot!"
"That's amazing Jeremy, but I'm gonna go home now and wash my arms."
"Please, for the love of god, put a shirt on!"
"Wow, I just wasted half my life."
"I love to eat potatoes. They're delicious, but...I never put them...in...my mouth!"
You're thicker than the bible and make about as much sense
"Claw. You're welcome."
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"Put yo junk in reverse!"
"Eff you, mothereffer!"
And when he called him a whore. Also, "shut the holes...just shut the holes." Everything Carrelle said in that scene.
"And forget about the back door! Fah-get about it!"
Tina: "It's forgotten."
"For the love of God, would you put on a shirt!?"
you bought your androgynous friendshare
oh oh, is it a man or a woman, I don't know
very wild west saloon chick
minus the syphillis
"Who likes shirts?"
"We were having dinner here earlier with our friend, Sam I Am" (that disguise was brilliant )
"I'm not out of shape, I'm scared."