Every time I think I've discovered a new worst movie in history...
I come across one that captures the title. A new champion. First, "Taken" was dethroned by a piece of excrement called "Beyond a Reasonable Doubt" starring Michael Douglas. The title has again changed hands with a viewing of Jack Goes Boating. Wow. You're kidding right? Sad to see the great Phillip Seymour Hoffman acting in this steaming pile of vomit.
Right, then, old chap. Large brandies all around, what?