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BS. This film wasn't shot for 70 bucks. There's no way. What, did he steal DV tapes from the store? Everybody volunteered everything? hmmm, english people are cheap as hell, I don't see them donating his entire budget.

Nice gimmick but I'm not buying it. Either the movie is good or not, why make up lies to try and sell it? He'll just look like a scumbag when it becomes obvious he lied and the audience won't trust him again.. Unless it's really good.

I'm sure the guy spend 10 or 15 grand, still a hell of an effort. But 70 bucks, I CALL BS

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and maybe just maybe you can find a crew that can produce a half decent film but there's no way they're traveling to locations out of their own and then not at least being feed.

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I do believe you could get a crew to volunteer. Get a bunch of your friends and relatives together and they should be game. And DV tapes aren't that expensive. I do have doubts about making the whole thing for 70 bucks though. I hope they clarify how they supposedly pulled it off in interviews or something.

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You're right, if time was volunteered. But I'm not going to believe it just because they claim that's what they spent. Like you said, they need to explain how it was pulled off in detail otherwise it's BS as far as anybody should be concerned.

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22 people voted 10/10 so far. I wonder which parts they played in the making of this film.

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I agree with the OP. I just read an interview with the guy who made the film in the London Newswpaper The Evening Standard and its just accepted by the interviewer that the film was made for £45/$70-its utter rubbish. The maker seems like a nice guy and claims they everyone did it for free cos they were make up artists and he just let them use his flat for free etc. He said he just had to buy the digital tape. So what about other costs, its just ridicoulous and why are people buying the BS! Don't get me wrong I think they prob didn't spend a lot on it and there was a co-op spirit etc but £45 would prob not cover lunch for the cast and crew for one day in London, its not cheap trust me!

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Well it's not like there was a very LARGE cast. I saw the director in a Q&A panel today at the film festival I'm interning for and they candidly made a film for 45 quid. They bought some DVs and a crowbar and some biscuits for the actors on Sunday. They shot in London, which is where they live, and used friends for makeup artists and actors. The largest scene shot was at most 40 people with only two makeup artists and he did all his own editing. If he's lying, he's doing a damn good job because it was very convincing.

We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.

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He was at a panel at London film festival and we got to work with him in a workshop. He explained how he made this film for pretty much no money with the help of good friends and people willing to help out.
As for the yank who said we brits are cheap, well we do a hell of a lot of voluntary work here and in our film industry, especially among young people, everyone is willing to chip in.
I am seeing Marc tomorrow, he is doing another workshop and i will let him know how no one in America believes him. It's probably because Hollywood spends billions on mediocre crap.

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I totally agree with you! Im a Brit and find it quite rude that someone has stereo-typed us as cheap! Erm we probably do a lot more than they would, if someone offered me a chance to be in a film but i wasnt going to be paid id bloody do it! How proud would you be to be in a film, even if it is not up to standards that americans expect! I can surely say that this is far better than some of the *beep* that hollywood churns out and they spend millions on them! what a waste, just goes to show that just becuase money is thrown at something left right and centre doesnt mean its gonna be amazing!
I can honestly say that it probably could be done! I made a music video for nothing! someone donated the tapes to us and leant us a cam and we had volunteers to star in the video! It turned out just great and i am proud of what i did and very gratefult to everyone who helped out!

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Hey, I'm a brit and I've also been involved in making no budget short films. The claim that this film was made for £45 is crap and it is ridiculous that people belive it! Even if you've met him, I don't care, it's not possible - but I'll get on to this in a sec.

I had to reply to this particular post though because a couple of UK posters are defending the camaraderie of "us Brits" who will work for free because we're so nice and all.
Well, I bet the posters don't spend their weekends volunteering to help charities or the homeless (you know, people you REALLY need your help).
But you'll work for free for some stranger's project because it's more exciting. It's all about ego (me, on a film, really?). We're no nicer than the Americans, or anyone else.

Fact is, you wouldn't work free for any other industry. Working for free is exploitation, it's nothing to be proud of.

At least Hollywood pays people. Sure, they churn out crap, but so do the independents. Colin has as many bad reviews as good and an average rating. Chances are half the positive reviews are from people who worked on the film and the other half are from well-meaning individuals who are just 'so proud of this guy for going out and doing it'.

I wish I'd got to this post in time so that destinysmile could tell his new best friend how it's not just Americans that don't believe this BS marketing tool.

Now, as for the £45 budget. Let's remember this is production budget first of all and that it's likely the post production budget ran in to the thousands, maybe tens of thousands.

I've read very little about the making of Colin but I believe it took place over 18 months and I'm sure there was a bit of travelling from London to somewhere else in the south?
Anyway, even if the travel was London-based only, the director's travel expenses alone would have blown this budget.

What about exec producer Justin Hayles? Was he a production or post-production exec? Execs are supposed to be the guys with the money. Was he brought on board because he coughed up the £45 budget?

Look at the number of cast & crew. Assuming they did pay their own travel costs, buy their own food, use their own supplies (clothes, make up etc) over the entire 18 month period there is one thing the director has admitted to paying for - drinks!!

The electricity used just for boiling the kettle would have blown the budget (for the 2nd time so far). What about the tea, coffee, milk, sugar, cups??? What about shooting on location? All those flasks cost money - or did they get take-away drinks (which costs even more)?

Look, the list can go on & on. There's a few posters on this board getting really uptight & defensive about this £45 budget as if they'd made the film themselves. All I'm saying is wake up, this guy is lying to you. It can't be done.





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hear, hear.

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I don't get how the OP thinks this this cost 10 to 15K!

To me it looks like it cost what it did. The camera's they used were just comsumer models, nothing exactly flashy! And tapes don't cost much at all.

All the equipment was stuff they already owned!

The money went on an iron bar and tea, coffee, biscuits etc!
The rest went on tapes and maybe paying peoples travel expenses.

The movie doesn't look that impressive anyway! £45 or otherwise.
So I have no reason to believe that movie the director submited cost any more that the £45 stated.

Plus, it's not in any director/producers interest to say their film was so cheap. Most producers claim their film cost ten times the original budget.

Colin is what it is!.. It's a well made home movie.

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Even if the kit and consumer model cameras were previously owned the true cost of them would have to be included in the budget. Whether you had to purchase anything especially, it's worth has to be factored in. Many sound recordists have their own kit, but, even if offered, it could not be considered free for budgetary calculation as you would have to calculate it's worth against if you did not get it for free.
He may have thought he spent £45, but the cost is something else.

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Someone mentioned the electric used to boil the kettle! I'm sorry, but I think that's being pretty pedantic! It's not the same as paying for you're own power supply in a rented film studio.

The camera he's had for years, is not really part of the production budget! If he was planning the shoot and noted down what he needed, the camera thats in his bedroom is not part of the shopping list of kit to purchess.

If that's the case, then the fcking computer he edited on may as well be thrown in to the budget fcking budget; and the electric used to power that may as well be included!

And all this talk of "Buying lunches!". That's the problem with the US! They think wasting money on items that don't go on screen make better movies. Making a few sandwiches or a pot of pasta doesn't cost much money at all!

I'd say £45 is about right! People seem to think this guy has made Ben-Hur. It's just a home movie! GET OVER IT!!!

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Everything has to be taken into account to gauge the real "cost" and not what the maker feels he has only physically spent. That would include the software and computer that it was edited on, although I don't recognise the make you mention.

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When budgeting a film everything has to be included, including overheads (e.g. gas, electric). If you know anything about budgets then you will know everything should be included from overheads to even the pen & paper you first wrote your idea on. Therefore this is not pedantic, this is how budgets are put together.

Mr Price may well have doubled his electricity bill for the month whilst shooting this film. Who knows? If the director spends £45 on a prop and calls this his budget while choosing to ignore the cost of stationary, overheads, food, drink, equipment and/or any other cost he may choose to leave out for marketing's sake then this is not the budget, it is a figure plucked out of this air and is just marketing spin.

I just like to have the correct information and I think it's good to advise people to take this so called £45 budget with a very large pinch of salt. Also let’s not forget as I previously mentioned there would have been thousands spent on post production. You may be able to shoot a film for very little, but you can’t distribute it as cheaply.

Of course then there's the other kind of budget that allseeing is talking about, which incorporates costs not incurred (e.g. Make Up may have cost £500, but the make up artist got billed for that in this instance). That's a whole other can of worms!!!

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Alright, who cares? Its only a crap film!

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