To all film fans.. please read.
Hmm, I don’t know how to ask all of this without sounding like a troll, but I’m a film student from the uk, and I want to ask the Colin fans what they liked exactly about the film, in some form of detail; if we could get a nice DEBATE going here, then that would be fun. NO TROLLING from either parties, I want full explanations with all opinions, not just “it was moving” or “it was utter *beep*
Ok my views first, I did not enjoy it, at all, (sorry)
I’m a huge zombie genre fan and the DVD was bought for me for Christmas and I had been excited to see it (film student) so I watched it with a fairly biased opinion to start with, (in favour) but when I watched it I was shocked, and appalled to see that this had not only gone to Cannes, to limited cinema release and Dvd, but had average reviews on IMDB, but these boards seemed pretty positive too.
Ok so the first thing I noticed was the Dvd’s cover proudly stating “Colin is the first feature film to be told entirely from a zombie's perspective from the outset.” reading wikipedia will tell you that I, Zombie (1998) is a low budget zombie film that has the main character slowly turning into a zombie throughout the film (so similar but Colin, is still correct with the quote)
Personally, I, zombie’s story sounds on paper, to be more intriguing, having a main character with depth, and emotion that the viewer has time to connect with and sympathise with as he slowly looses control of his body (much like various mental illnesses of real infections).
I have also seen roughly 3 or 4 short films albeit comedy’s about “being a zombie” etc; so while it is the first feature to do so, it is not wholly original; this leads me on to my next point which is the lack of any story, which is as I see it, Colin is bitten by his female friend (possible girlfriend) and is thus turned, he then walks in and out of several mini “dramas” of humans struggling to deal with the apocalypse in individual ways; many of which consist of purely violence, and no character development or dialogue, or anything; they don’t even have names; which is not a narrative movie.
Thus.. Colin as I see it is a short story, linked to other unrelated and un-necessary stories, that each span for about 10 minuets, which in my opinion is 9 minutes too long, Colin is a feature film, running at 94 minutes because as other people say, NOTHING happens, even the shots of Colin walking are too long. The film could be saved (hmmm) by editing it all down. But that would stop it from being a movie, and would be a short story; even half an hour would be good.
Ok so honestly I’m a little tired of typing (and I’m sure you are of reading), now respond about the narrative, and then we shall move onto our next point of focus; acting and directing.