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This movie stole some of my life and I want it back!

posted 14 years ago by tony_croft
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This is the worst piece of *beep* I have ever had the misfortune of enduring. You should be shot for crimes against humanity for making this film. Here are just some of the reasons im putting this movie in a box with cyborg,cobra and streetfighter. Then pissing on this box before launching it out to sea.

1. I paid 2.99 to watch this on box office (id still feel cheated if I'd have downloaded this on bit torrent)

2. 1 hours 37 mins of the most pointless,boring, soul destroying drivel. If I took something from you it would be stealing so I want my life back you mother *beep* highway robber.

3. It got to a point where it was to late to turn back i thought the good stuff would kick in any minute *beep* 1 hours 37 mins waiting for something that didn't come I feel *beep* violated, damn I feel worse than violated i feel abused.

[–] kernow_warrior 14 years ago

Its 1 hour 37 min.

[–] tony_croft 14 years ago

Thank you for pointing out my mistake i will correct this

Thats how much this movie took my innocence and mind raped me, It was that slow and foaming at the mouth boring it felt that much longer

[–] fatpie42 14 years ago

Don't say "rape". Please have some consideration for actual rape victims.

Asides from that I absolutely agree. The shaky camera was shaky because of poor direction rather than because of intentional effect. Before the second half I was already entirely fed up with noises of screaming. Much of the movie appeared to be filler and did little to advance any kind of narrative or even make an attempt at interesting the viewer.

In the end, the £45 thing is just a gimmick and I feel very stupid that it was enough to persuade me to rent this trash.

[–] Admiral_DongSmoker_III 14 years ago

Congrats, the movie was an independant venture and had an extremely low budget. You should have gone into it expecting what you got. Go watch the Day of the Dead remake if you want a cheap thrill, at least you won't have to think about it.

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[–] johnoshines 14 years ago

I agree i watched this last night, sorry but i had to come on here to see what others thought and let off some steam- i couldn't believe i bought it! very very hard to watch.. such long drawn out, so badly acted action scenes but good on the guy for giving it a go! zombies is saleable and we are suckers for em ha ha!

[–] tony_croft 14 years ago

Thank you someone who was fooled into watching this crap just like me

[–] adam_s_martin 13 years ago

who held you down and forced you to watch it? If I'm not enjoying a film I stop watching it's not difficult. If you watched it based on someone's recommendation then take it up with them and don't listen to their recommendations any more. I didn't love this movie but I sure didn't feel like it stole my life either.

"Truth will not disappear because certain facts are ignored." Aldous Huxley

[–] tony_croft 13 years ago

"who held you down and forced you to watch it? If I'm not enjoying a film I stop watching it's not difficult. If you watched it based on someone's recommendation then take it up with them and don't listen to their recommendations any more. I didn't love this movie but I sure didn't feel like it stole my life either. "

First off I never said I was forced to watch it so "Yo Momma"

I believe in watching a movie until the end because if I don't I can't comment on how awfull it is. Plus I'd paid for the privelage for watching this crap. Now i've paid for movies before and they haven't been that good but this was like paying for somebody to *beep* in my eyes.

I was suckered here twice, firstly for paying for this movie that stank so bad a tramps groin area would be like pot pouri compared and secondly box office don't half know how to put a shine on *beep* because it made it look intresting and I was a mug.

I'm glad you don't feel like it stole your life because if it did that would make two of us and in my eyes thats a crime against humanity. I can only assume that you life is that lonely and pointless that there is that much to steal.

[–] adam_s_martin 13 years ago

"First off I never said I was forced to watch it so 'Yo Momma'"

Wow, your gift of discourse is staggering, I am humbled in the face of such an intellect as yours.

"I believe in watching a movie until the end because if I don't I can't comment on how awfull it is. Plus I'd paid for the privelage for watching this crap"

and considering how much time you've spent on here bellyaching I'd say you got your money's worth. You chose to finish watching it, at most I'd credit the film with stealing 20 mins the rest you sacrficedon your own by not turning it off.

"I'm glad you don't feel like it stole your life because if it did that would make two of us and in my eyes thats a crime against humanity. I can only assume that you life is that lonely and pointless that there is that much to steal."

I chose to watch it, did I enjoy it? parts of it. do i feel robbed? no, because i kept watching of my own accord.

"Truth will not disappear because certain facts are ignored." Aldous Huxley

[–] tony_croft 13 years ago

"Wow, your gift of discourse is staggering, I am humbled in the face of such an intellect as yours."

It's called humor you *beep* moron, Damn I bet you got picked on at school

" and considering how much time you've spent on here bellyaching I'd say you got your money's worth. You chose to finish watching it, at most I'd credit the film with stealing 20 mins the rest you sacrficedon your own by not turning it off. "

I can "Bellyache" all I want I paid to watch that piece of *beep* so I'm entitled to give my opinion, which is what you supposed to do in a movie forum. You obviously don't like people having their own opinion.Like I said if I hadn't of watched it all I couldn't be a fair critic.Check back this time next year I'll still be bitchin about this movie.

"I chose to watch it, did I enjoy it? parts of it. do i feel robbed? no, because i kept watching of my own accord."

You chose to watch so your a *beep* mug like me, If you enjoyed it I bet it was the credits at the end of that visual torture and you kept watching of you own accord becuase again your a mug like me.

[–] namaGemo 11 years ago

Holy s#it Tony, I love everything you've said here. I get your humor, it's much like my own, even as far as coming back not only a year, but years to bitch about the nightmares some cheap film gave me....because it sucked.
That said, I can not imagine removing Cobra from any movie collection. Cobra has to be one of the all time biggest pieces of s#it ever filmed, and it doesn't matter if the upgrade is from vhs to dvd, then to bluray, all humanity should suck.it up and by every possible upgraded version of it.

[–] tony_croft 11 years ago

Nearly three years to the day and I can still say this movie sucked pure arse.

After three years of mind councilling I'm starting to get back to normal after watching this god awful movie. This has got a 4.6 IMDB rating who the *beep* is being kind and giving this movie a 4 you all should be ashamed.

A tape of this could be used like in the movie "The Ring". If you watch this your *beep* E D.

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[–] davannacarter 11 years ago

I felt it was poorly acted, poorly lit, and the irritating shaky cam caused me to turn it off halfway thru.

[–] tony_croft 10 years ago

Four years on and this piece of *beep* still tops my worst heap of *beep* movie list of alllllllllll time.

I hope people read this before watching this movie and I may have just saved a life

[–] davannacarter 10 years ago

Lol. Today is 4 yrs. to the day that you originally made this thread. I can understand. The movie was terrible. Glad I didn't finish it.

[–] tony_croft 9 years ago

Three days late but who gives a flyin 5h1t

This film sucked so much ass its a new business model for Dyson vacuums

2016 here we come

[–] tony_croft 8 years ago

It's the 6th year anniversary of me watching this unholy mind *beep* of a movie. 6 years is a long time to hate on a movie but this was worth every second of hate.

I just wish all those years ago there would have been somebody like me to stop me watching this *beep* and made better use of my time like repeatedly hitting my head against the wall or slamming the door on my own balls.

In the last six years if I have stopped one person watching this movie then i am hero and for generations people will tell tails of the hero that stopped the mind *beep* If anybody has watched this crap because of it then I need to be tried as a heretic.