Unfunniest roasts: Lewis Black, Lovitz, Garlin, McDonald, Silverman

I disagree completely. Norm's set was the funniest, then Cloris, while everyone else sucked ass.

Norm's was on purpose, and hilarious.Lewis Black was the worst.

I think Jon Lovitz's act was only funny to Jon Lovitz fans, such as myself. He's got an awkward, creeper style that only certain people like.

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Are you kidding?! Giraldo was HILARIOUS! "You are a vortex of artistic compromise, Charlie Sheen watches you and feels good about himself...", "you have the sex appeal of a school bus fire!"

How is that not funny?

Hey, I'm a child of divorce. Give me a break.

dread2050, I do agree with you that lovitz, mencia, cook, and Lewis Black are not that funny. But Andy Dick is the unfunniest of them all. Does he even do stand-up ?

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Norm was one of the funniest, just because of how his skit was like nails on chalkboard compared to everyone else's. That and the bit about the blueberries was well done.

I'll tell you who was the worst...Lovitz and Silverman. My God.

Seriously, I expected more of Lovitz, but once he launched into his second song, I wanted to find an ancient potion for getting those 2 minutes of my life back, plus annihilate every TV on the planet. I did like his ending part about "i'd continue, but it starts to get gross". That was good. he had a couple other little tidbits in there that i chuckled at, but he just drew it out waaay too long.

And Silverman. She was a little funnier to me the second time watching it, but she was horrible!

Gilbert was downright histerical. Loved his bit. Cloris was good, but more in one of those ways that it was because she's a bit of a diva...otherwise, none too spectacular.

I thought Jeff Garlin, Norm McDonald, Lewis Black and Jon Lovitz gave the worst roasts. Lewis Black's was the worst, then Norm McDonald was the wort, then Lovitz, then Garlin.

Lewis Black's was the worst. I though all his jokes were weak. That's very shocking, because I'm a huge fan of Lewis Black and he had the potential to out-do everyone else at the roast. It's like he barely had anything to say about Bob Saget.

Norm McDonald needs to reinvent himself, because I don't feel anything but boredom with his style. He talks too slow, his material is weak and he fails to get my attention. I get the impression that he doesn't write material, but pulls it out of nowhere, but he has a hard time thinking of what to say, which causes his slowness to string jokes into an act. He was only funny when people were joking about him, and he just sits there submissively taking it.

Jon Lovitz's roast sucked too. I think he had great jokes, but the way he presented them was not great at all. He tried to be vulgar and offensive without being vulgar or offensive... and that's impossible. He acted pretty sissy-like on stage, and that doesn't help him.

Lastly, Jeff Garlin. You people [mostly] seem to like his roast, but as for me, I thought it was just plain stupid. He went up as a character and roasted the entire way through as that character? Andy Dick did it in Pamela Anderson's roast, and now Jeff Garlin did it? Is that supposed to be funny, a Jewish comedian impersonating a Jew? All he did was add a stereotypical Jewish accent. The actual content of the roast was weak. The only funny part I found in Garlin's roast was where he mocked John Stamos for pronouncing the name "Sol" as "Soul".

On the opposite side of the spectrum, I think Cloris, Greg Geraldo (the king of Comedy Central's roasts, in my opinion) and Bob Saget himself were the best.
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