Best lines...
Come on, Jon, there hasn't been a more feminine Jew in the closet since Anne Frank.
You lost your wife to the fat kid from Stand By Me!
Doesn't Lisa Lampanelli look fanta--oh, wait, sorry, that's Jeff Garlin.
And Dave Coulier, in case you thought we forgot about you---we did.
Life sucks; Pryor's dead, Carlin's dead--Bob Saget is as healthy as a mule.
Norm can't stay much longer, he has to get his suit back to his father's coffin (ouch! But funny from Leachman)
Gilbert Gottfried, when you go to the men's room later, you'll see a sign that says Gentlemen, but pay no heed, go right in. There's no room that says Scoundrel on it! ()
this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind