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best one liners in the movie.


I know there were heaps of them.

e.g.

main f ko f bolta hoon
f ko f nahin to kya l bolega.

add on guys...

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Guddu - Sweety pregnant hai..
Charlie - To kya meri kokh ujadega?

LOL!!! Amazing writing by Bhardwaj..

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Amazing writing by Bhardwaj..
Not just Vishal Bhardwaj, but also Sabrina Dhawan, Supratik Sen and Abhishek Chaubey.

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Paifa kamaane ke firf do raafte hain. Fhortcut aur Chota Fhortcut. Maine to Fhortcut liya tha par phir bhi mere fapno ki Vaat lag gayi fir .. Vaat.

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that stuck in my mind after first re-watch for years. intro lines with totla narration had me from the get go.

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sweety: to kya rape kiya maine tumhara !!!
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charlie: manhoofff !!!

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Iffey pata nahi duniya kitni haraami hai. Aur tum faale kutte kitne kaminey ho.

Bring it!

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1.Sweety: Naiyaa Dub gayee.


2.Bhope: Bhau Bhau Bow Bow....

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pitu pitu

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"i toh like you without c-c-clothes only" lol, so cute!

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Tashi: Business is Business............. and Power is Power.

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fiderman, fiderman

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kaife kaife aife aife ho gaye.. aife aife kaife kaife ho gaye..

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Interrogation Scene

Guddu:Aap log galat samajh rahe hain.Main Cha...Cha..Ch..
Lele: "Tiya"?...nahin woh to hum hain.

classic manipulation of dialogue

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lmfao....that dialog was hilarious!

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FPIDERMAN! FPIDERMAN!

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Guddu: "Bho...Bho..."
Sweaty: "pe"

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Tashi in the climax scene :
"Bhope, tope humare paas bhi hain, par khamakha kyon ladein? I am not America"

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GUDDU----- WO He HArami, KUTTA KAMINA (with the tune of kuch kuch hota he)



LELE---- AGAR teri ungli ek khoke ki ho...................
Dus Bahane kar ke le gaya dil, le gaya dil



Tashi----- Babu, bhope kaha he
Old guy------ (cant remember what exactly he said but it was hilarious) Waha he,
Waat lag gayi, lag gayi waat.


Sweety----- Mein home science ki top me hoon.


Charlie----- aapka fell number kya hai?
Bhope------- kya?
guddu------ fell, mobile Lol that was hilarious.


Bhope------ 25 25 25 25


many more but I cant remember?

yeah one more

Afghan bhai------ guitar kyesa he?
the other police guy---- bajaao kya?


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Guddu: (stammering something)
Lele (frustated): Arrey ye to naam batane me 8 baja dega

Charlie: Favere Favere uf manhoof ka mooh dekh lo to faam tak maiyyat pakki.

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Fpiderman! Fpiderman!

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Franfif

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rafta udhar hai lekin manjil ...udhar.

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rafta udhar hai lekin manjil ...udhar.

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Dollars ya Euro?

Classic according to situation right now

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I like the dialouge where Charlie while imitating Guddu combines lisp and stammer..

F..F...F..Fakal bhi nahi dekhunga teri..

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In the begining ....
some guy: "woh log mujhe maar daal lenge...."
mikhail : "to hum kya pooja karengi teri?!!"



in the climax scene
charlie: " itna pyaar dikhayega to aise hi marjaaonga"


another one
charlie: fofhiya

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