He's got dreams. He's got goals. One day they're all going to be his!

Believe it or not this is actually one of the Asylums better films.

In that kind of so mercilessly god awful (pun) that it's unintentionally hilarious.

And I especially love the trailers that the Asylum decided to put on the DVD.

EVIL
THE APOCALYPSE
& 2012: DOOMSDAY

That's a nice contrast.

"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is the worst movie to ever infect the world of film!" - GOD