So how do they explain the disappearance of the wife to police, her frie
friends, family...I'm sure someone will ask, hey, so where's your wife?
"She's in the bathroom."
"She's in bed with the flu."
"She's visiting her cousin in LA."
"She's hiking in the Adirondacks."
These excuses will probably keep her friends and family at bay for a while. 2 weeks? At best.
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