Ivy Levan as the Usherette took me to Usherette City

For me, her singing the opening number was the best part of this. I really liked the arrangement too.

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower.

Watching the introduction I was filled with hope that this version would be daring and entertaining.

Then I watched the rest of it.

Should have stopped after SFDF, Ivy wasn't in the rest anyway.