There is no God.
I still think Diablo Cody's overrated. I didn't really like Juno, Jennifer's Body sucked, Young Adult had its moments, but Paradise left me high and dry.
This movie started out with so much promise, with the whole crisis of faith (her speech to the congregation was great*), but then it turned into such conventional tripe. I do like the fact that they called out the whole "magical Negro" convention, but this movie had not one, but three "magic" characters (the Black woman, the Brit, and the Prostitute). I'm not really left with much from this movie, other than the tragedy of an innocent girl who's been scarred for life (but has won millions in a settlement) and is now going around, helping people with her money. So essentially what I walk away with is: Money = Happiness. I think I already knew that. Thanks for rubbing it in, Diablo.
* "I don't believe in God. But here's what I do believe: I believe in science. I believe in the doctors and nurses that saved my life in the hospital. I believe in prescription opiates, which work whether you put faith in them or not. And I'm willing to believe that the universe was created from an explosion and that fish creatures crawled out of the mud and evolved into human beings."share