Because it, in fact, licks balls.
Not even the first 20 minutes of gratuitous nudity could make me watch this crap again... and I love tits. LOL
Because I'm a pimp, and pimps don't commit suicide...
One of the worst films i've ever seen. Surprised you even gave it a 2/10.
Thought every part of this film was poorly done, only bit I enjoyed was reading this bits at the end.
Misogynistic sh**t. Only watched it because B movie superstars - Michael Rooker and Tony Todd - were in it. These guys are good actors who need to start exercising more quality control over their material. Todd was completely wasted and Rooker could have dialled that one in. Bah. The camcorder framing device was lazy and redundant (if you want to create the sense that the whole skin-crawling action is being recorded by the protagonist because it makes it seems more credible and gritty, then you can't add in music at the tense moments really, can you? Doesn't make sense.) The only thing it had going for it was a better central performance than it deserved, really. Never seen the girl in anything before, but thought she was pretty good.
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Will you be my dog, Brad?
Read my review. LOL One for each of Eve Mauro's wonderful breasts.
Because I'm a pimp, and pimps don't commit suicide...