Favourite quotes!


For me it was definitely the 'withdraw' quote from Ranjvijay(Abhimanyu Singh) when he was tied up. Hilarious!


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I'm not a hypocrite. If I criticize, I criticize the idea and not the person.

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I loved this poem by Piyush Mishra.. Bloody awesome..

sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamare dil me hai.
dekhna hai zor kitna bazuve kaatil me hai
waqt aane pe bataadenge tujhe e asmaan
hum abhi se kya bataye kya hamare dil me hai

ore bismal kaash aate aaj tum hindustaan
dekhte ki mulk saara kya tashan kya chill me hai
aaj ka launda yeh kehta hum to bismil thak gaye
apni aazaadi to bhaiya laundiya ke til me hai.

aaj ke jalson me bismil ek ghunga gaa raha.
aur behron ka wo rela naachta mehfil me hai
haath ki khadi banaane ka zamaana lag gaya
aaj to chaddi bhi silti englison ki mill me hai

dekhna hai zor kitna bazuve kaatil me hai
waqt aane pe bataadenge tujhe e asmaan
hum abhi se kya bataye kya hamare dil me hai
sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamare dil me hai.

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thanx for the entire poem....

some corrections:
haath ki khadi banane ka zamaana lad gaya (not lag gaya)
and
dekhte ki mulk saara kya tashan mein thrill mein hai (not sure about this
)

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Vishwas,
Yes it is a wonderful take on Bismil's original poem.
Do you have the words for the other poem by Piyush Mishra about Shri Krishna & Duryodhan?

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No man.. dont have the other poem :(

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Found it on the net. Its an excerpt from "Krishna Ki Chetavani"

do nyay agar to adha do
par isme bhi yadi badha ho
to dedo kewal paach gram
rakho apni dharti tamam

hum vahi khushi se khayenge
parijan pe asi na uthayenge (asi = hathiyaar)

duryodhan woh bhi de na saka
ashish samaj ki le na saka
ulte hari ko bandhne chala
jo tha asadhya sadhne chala

hari ne bheeshan hunkar kiya
apna swaroop vistar kiya
dagmag dagmag diggaj dole
bhagwan kupit hokar bole

janjeer badha ab saadh mujhe
haa haa duryodhan baandh mujhe

yeh dekh gagan mujhme lay hai
yeh dekh pawan mujhme lay hai
mujhme wilin jhankaar sakal
mujhme lay hai sansaar sakal

yeh dekh jagat ka aadi srijan
yeh dekh mahabhaarat ka run

mritako se pati hui bhu hai
pahchaan kahan isme tu hai?

sab janm mujhi se paate hain
phir laut mujhi mein aate hain

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Thanks man!!! Wonderful..

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the best one was:

Madhya Pradesh se to sabhi hai *beep*

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Mostly all quotes which stood out for me were by kay kay.. His delivery is extremely potent & impactful throughout. Absolutely stunning work by him & Abhimanyu singh.

One that comes to mind, is when kay kay rebukes raja chaudhary, saying, 'Switzerland se waapas aaja. Bistar baad mein todna' :)

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One quote by Bhati (Deepak Dobriyal):

"Agar main nahi aaya hota to ab tak aapko apni jhaango ke beech me le chuki hoti"

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Yea Duniya agar mil be jaye to kya hain

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My favorite ...
When Ransa and Dileep go to the hostel to beat the guys...
Jandel says ... looking at the gun "Mere Paas Maa Hai".

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When Rasna says" Lene gaye the, par lene ke dene pad gaye"

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I SOOO second that - it was an awesome line! as he goes MAAA - and then sez 'chis' its a 'googly' ;-) ..and Kay Kay delivers it with style!

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Wo aisa aadmi hai jiske apni biwi se bhi najayaz sambandh hain!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of Bhod#$%ka.....

classic........

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Ransa had some superb dialogues. I don't remember them verbatim but here goes :

When Dilip Singh's brother meets him at the beginning of the movie and asks him "Tum sharaab peete ho?" and Ransa replies "Haan, aur cigarette bhi peeta hoon, awaragardi bhi karta hoon aur laundiyabaazi bhi karta hoon. Aur kuch?"

When Dilip touches the Maharajah's feet while leaving after Ransa has stormed off:
"Abey late kyon nahin jata"

The dialogue when he is tied up and asked to withdraw from the elections :
"Tera baap agar time pe withdraw kar gaya hota to tu haramzadgi se bach jata"

When Dilip's brother asks him to forget the ragging done by Jadhwal :
"tera bhai kya janam se ullu ka pattha hai ya koi special course kiya hai?"

When he goes to the police thana to lodge a report on Dilip's disappearance :
"Sab kuch chhor ke kaam ke beech mein aa raha hoon. Abhi tak condom bhi nahin utara hai"

And of course the best dialogue is by Anurag kashyap himself, via an ad painted on the wall for Democracy beer in the background in one of the scenes:
"Democracy Lager beer. By the Powerful People, Of the Powerful People, For the Powerful People."

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Great collection guys.
The black-comedy in this film is unbelievable. I mean at times it was better than a Tarantino film (and that's a big call) because the scene could be as intense as KayKay being shot in the guts and bleeding to death but then he says something along the lines of 'Mera bhai ko padai ke liye England bheja tha, Lennon ki gaand mein'. LOVE IT!
That's one of my fave quotes from the film btw.

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there was one more quote by Ransa when he says my dad makes tea for old white women in our ancestral house and wants me also to do the same

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I liked the parallel you drew to Tarantino's film. His movie dialogues are also Awesome.
For me, though, the best in Gulaal was the modern take of Bismil's patriotic, sarfaroshi ki tamanna which has already been penned by someone in above post and the second best was the poem on Lennon just before his blue partner is killed. Can someone post that?


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I loved the inspector's last words : Can I take off my uniform ?... I love it to death .. if it gets stained .... .. That inspector in his blip of his role gave a commendable performance ..

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This quote by Piyush Mishra
Is mulk ne har shakhas ko jo kaam tha sonpa,
us shakhas ne us kaam ki maa chis jala k chord di

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